On a serious note

[grateful1]

This is a line from a note I just received regarding my girlfriend stepping out with her friend who is newly 'in love':

XXXX and I are going to Kohl's , she wants to get some new duds. Why is
it that women buy new clothes when they have a new relationship. What do
men do... buy new cigars!!!

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(She know's me too well! )


So, the question.......what DO you buy when you are newly 'in love'?

 

[preembargo]

Condoms

 

[mysterea]

a variety of topical ointments :sign:

 

[enerjay]

I buy a lots of receipts :sign: .

 

[humboldtflyer]

Priceless!!!
But seriously... There's nothing specific I would buy. I would just treat myself to something that wouldn't be a "normal" purchase. Maybe something I have wanted but never bought...

 

[tomthirtysix]

Soap?

 

[Seth]

Seems I buy lots of stuff for her.

>> Soap? <<

LOL tt6!


Seth

 

[H311oLHD]

Like Seth, I save $$ b/c I am going to be spending a shit ton on the girl!


2.5+ years later..i'm still trying to save $$ b/c I spend all my $$ on her...then I get "the look" when I tell her I purchased more cigars... :sign: Like the famous saying goes...."Women, cant live w/ em...cant live w/o em!" tooo true.....ahhhh

 

[jfk742]

Hookers are cheaper.

 

[StogieFarts]

Some Febreeze, KY Jelly, and Preperation H.

 

[preembargo]

Some Febreeze, KY Jelly, and Preperation H.

??? You scare me ???

 

[Devil Doc]

Condoms

If you feel you need condoms, maybe you should reconsider.

Doc.

 

[jfields]

New sheets.

 

[preembargo]

Condoms

If you feel you need condoms, maybe you should reconsider.

Doc.

You'd like that, just so's you can stick a needle in my a$$ and give me some fatherly advice like "Use a condom next time, son".

edit to add quote

 

[tsmckenney]

Condoms

If you feel you need condoms, maybe you should reconsider.

Doc.

Doc, this is now two things we disagree on. First was the Wisconsin vs. Vermont cheese thing, which unless you're completely anti-American, you know I'm right about that. Secondly, condoms were invented a long, long time ago so men would 'not' have to reconsider.

 

[mysterea]

"Women, cant live w/ em...cant live w/o em!" tooo true.....ahhhh

Women, can't live with em, pass the potatos

Some Febreeze, KY Jelly, and Preperation H.

KY? no, Astroglide.

 

[Brickhouse]

Fruity Pebbles

 

[CoventryCat86]

Well Gary, you went and done it this time asking "on a serious note" and look what ya got? :laugh:

I wind up spending money on the lady or I go buy Jaguar parts.

 

[MX]

Like Seth, I save $$ b/c I am going to be spending a shit ton on the girl!


2.5+ years later..i'm still trying to save $$ b/c I spend all my $$ on her...then I get "the look" when I tell her I purchased more cigars... :sign: Like the famous saying goes...."Women, cant live w/ em...cant live w/o em!" tooo true.....ahhhh

I thought the saying was...Can't live with them, can't get more than 3 in the trunk......

thats what one of my old NCOs told me anyway...

Tim

 

[Mrepp]

What do I want to buy, nothin. What do I end up buying, tons of crap I don't want. Its the classic

"Lets go shopping"
"you know I don't like shopping"
"You can get a cinna bun and we can go to BW3's after"
*Crap how'd she know*
"I suppose"
Skip a few lines
"You'd look good in this"
Skip some lines

And Im $300 poorer

Doc, this is now two things we disagree on. First was the Wisconsin vs. Vermont cheese thing, which unless you're completely anti-American, you know I'm right about that. Secondly, condoms were invented a long, long time ago so men would 'not' have to reconsider.

^ Obviously WI cheese is superior.