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psyktek

Frugal Old Fart!
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You are at a wedding .






You are a total Diva .






The best dress, a perfect hairdo...






You fall in love with an invited guest .






You get secret looks the entire night...






On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, and he dances like a god...






You are the couple of the evening...






The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...






The bride is about to throw the bouquet...






You are first in line, in a strategic position...






Once there, you wait for the right moment...






You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.....






If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You!






And then, the moment you've been waiting for...






The bride throws the bouquet...






He doesn't stop looking at you...






You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...






Your arms stretchedout...






Your hands open...






And suddenly...










new dress...$80


hairdo...$45


catching the bouquet (because everyone else is staring at your boobs!)...priceless



hope this does it

Guess I can't post the picture :( too bad, it was hilarious!! :laugh:
 
the a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n !!! and then the let down ???
 
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:D
 
Well, it just became NSFW!!!! :laugh:
 
ANd anybody else notice that the tall skinny girl next to her looks like she has a hand on the stem? No, that's casue all you pervs have been staring at Boobs for five mintues.
 
smokelaw1 said:
ANd anybody else notice that the tall skinny girl next to her looks like she has a hand on the stem? No, that's casue all you pervs have been staring at Boobs for five mintues.
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naw.. I saw her. I've been staring at her for the last 5 minutes hoping her top would fall down as well! Hasn't worked yet... :angry2:
 
what a beautiful set of eyes! :love:
 
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