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Redneck Smoke Detector

Petthefish

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The pastor at my church was just talking about this old man's house that he went to help clean out, and fix up. He noticed the man had firecrackers everywhere. On top of kitchen cabinets, behind the stove, in the family room, ect. When asked about it, the old man replied, "If I ever hear any of them going off, I guess it's time to get the hell out of the house."
 
Ah the funnies are popping out all over the place in this thread. :whistling: :sign:
 
The joke would be better if it was a FIRE detector, not a smoke detector.

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