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So don't go into business with Mr. Freebern...

tigger

gutter-grade asstrash
Joined
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Location
Western, CT
...cuz he'll give away the store and leave you broke! :p

So Brandon was looking for a cigar that I happened to have two of - a bit rare, but not rolled out of nicotiana unobtaniosa or anything like that.

So I sez to him, "I got two. If you don't got one yet, I'll send ya one."

So he sez to me, "I don't got one. whaddya want for it."

So I sez, "I dunno, a particular Double Corona or a pair o' particular Belicosos would do the trick."

So he sez, "dagnabbit, I'm all out."

So I sez, "send whatever you like."

So I send him the cigar with a coupla tasty, but not very special companions, because why pay postage to send one cigar?"

So this box arrives today, with a postum note the sez somethin' like, "I dug in my humidor and found this particular Double Corona."

So I look in the baggy he sent, and not only is there a particular DC there, but a few other really fine cigars - a couple of them not so easy to find.

I am So humbled.
 
Brandon,

it's guys like you that give this place a bad name...come on, how do we measure up to this? ???

Good man!

Brian
 
I had the same problem tigger. I had the other thing he was looking for. I intentionally did not answer any PMs asking what I wanted for it and today I received an amazing package.

Bastid.
 
I gave Freebern a share of the buttplug company a year or so ago. Just last week I had to buy him out because the merchandise kept showing up with a funky smell on it. So, I learned my lesson.. now the rest of you will too, I guess.
 
I gave Freebern a share of the buttplug company a year or so ago. Just last week I had to buy him out because the merchandise kept showing up with a funky smell on it. So, I learned my lesson.. now the rest of you will too, I guess.

You've learned to recognize the smell of ass, huh? We need to market those foil hats along w/ the butt plugs. Can you imagine the videos we'd see on youporn?




You're very welcome tigger. Hope things turn around for you and yours.

You and Wyatt helped me out, so the least I could do is repay you for your help and time.


-B
 
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