Some Medical Advice

[NASTY]

I just stumbled upon the best medical advice ever.

This is safe for work for most people

 

[MoeCizlak]

If I did the math correctly, I should die at about age 156.

 

[Devil Doc]

Great, now my wife will have a reason to be pissed if I live too long.

Doc.

 

[CRQuarto]

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

 

[NASTY]

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

Maybe she can get them prescribed and have her insurance pay for them

Maybe she can get them prescribed and have her insurance pay for them

 

[Hylan85]

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

Maybe you can get a digital camera and tell her it's beneficial to CP's health as well!

Maybe you can get a digital camera and tell her it's beneficial to CP's health as well!

 

[jfields]

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

So, now I can tell my girlfriend that a boob job is beneficial to my health, awesome!

Maybe she can get them prescribed and have her insurance pay for them

Maybe she can get them prescribed and have her insurance pay for them

LMAO!

LMAO!

BTW.............I'm 300 years old...Really!

 

[PhatCat]

HA! If there was ever a clearer case of guys making sh*t up so they can get away with looking at boobs.

I love it.

"Honey, you have to let me subscribe to Playboy magazine. My doctor prescribed it and he says it's medically proven to help me live longer."

Hmm, maybe I can get my health insurance to reimburse me for subscriptions. Quality.

 

[Shamrocker]

Sooooo... internet porn is not unhealty. Excellent!

 

[kcben]

Gentlemen, I hope cigars are around in a thousand years 'cause I'll sure as Hell still be alive after reading this article!!

 

[Gunpowder]

I hear it is part of the health plan ???

 

[jnknzz]

Instead of lying about going to the strip club, I can truthfully say I went to the health spa... I always knew boobies were good.



Derek

 

[Shamrocker]

Instead of lying about going to the strip club, I can truthfully say I went to the health spa... I always knew boobies were good.



Derek

I suppose I could use the health benefits of a strip club as an excuse. I actually live a short walk from one of the better known clubs in Winnipeg (350-500 metres, depending on how straight of a line you stumble).

Maybe I can claim the cover charge on my benefits?? :thumbs:

 

[souldog]

Aside from the funny sex and boobs jokes....
















This is the stupidest medical advice ever. Just get off your ass and go walking for 30 minutes ya lazy arses!! :sign:


This is the stupidest medical advice ever. Just get off your ass and go walking for 30 minutes ya lazy arses!! :sign:

 

[Rod]

Why so many double posts in this thread?

 

[MoeCizlak]

Good question, Rod. I'd ban Jon just to set an example. :laugh:

 

[NASTY]

Good question, Rod. I'd ban Jon just to set an example. :laugh:

I agree :laugh:

I'll throw empty Tatuaje tubos at him while he's taking one of those 30 minute walks instead of just looking at some breasts

 

[Goldie]

If I did the math correctly, I should die at about age 156.

Well played sir. :thumbs:

 

[Shamrocker]

Previous thread link

 

[souldog]

Good question, Rod. I'd ban Jon just to set an example. :laugh:

Good question, Rod. I'd ban Jon just to set an example. :laugh:

I agree :laugh:

I'll throw empty Tatuaje tubos at him while he's taking one of those 30 minute walks instead of just looking at some breasts

Traitors, both of you!! :angry: