statelandman
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Let me tell you why storing your Climmax beads in knotted up pantyhose is a good idea. I used to store my Climmax beads in an open top tupperware container in my coolidor. It never occurred to me that one day, as I had the coolidor open and my Climmax beads container on my desktop, that I could, in a display of unbelievable clumsiness, knock the container of beads off with my elbow. The resulting cascade of beads bounced all over my office carpet, under my desk, into my coolidor containing 9 open boxes of cigars, under my computer table, under my office armoir, and literally right out the door.
Thanks to spending the next hour on my hands and knees with a dustpan and broom, I now have the cleanest carpet in town. The container of Climmax beads, unfortunately, does not look so hot, since it also now contains lint, old staples, bent paper clips, bits of old corn chips and pretzels, and other miscellaneous office debris. The wheels of my office chair continue to go "crunch" ever time I move around, but what the heck. Looks like Vern might be getting a new order from me pretty soon.
Thanks to spending the next hour on my hands and knees with a dustpan and broom, I now have the cleanest carpet in town. The container of Climmax beads, unfortunately, does not look so hot, since it also now contains lint, old staples, bent paper clips, bits of old corn chips and pretzels, and other miscellaneous office debris. The wheels of my office chair continue to go "crunch" ever time I move around, but what the heck. Looks like Vern might be getting a new order from me pretty soon.