The great newbie wars of "05

[Matty_Vegas]

The war will end swiftly...about thursday...

 

[ggiese]

In the off chance I missed someone via PM or misguided PM's... I wanted to publicly thank the many who have sent in newbie bombs. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated- I'm alive and well No thanks to the continuing fire I am currently undertaking.

Thank you to all, even those who have tried to remain anonymous!

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It would seem your little pal, NorCalAnejoLover struck...

"You entered 0304 1560 0002 4245 6648

Your item was delivered at 10:49 am on May 09, 2005 in ARLINGTON, TX 76017. "

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

In the off chance I missed someone via PM or misguided PM's... I wanted to publicly thank the many who have sent in newbie bombs.  The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated- I'm alive and well No thanks to the continuing fire I am currently undertaking.

Thank you to all, even those who have tried to remain anonymous!

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It would seem your little pal, NorCalAnejoLover struck...

"You entered 0304 1560 0002 4245 6648

Your item was delivered at 10:49 am on May 09, 2005 in ARLINGTON, TX 76017. "

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keep watching the western skies.

 

[Swissy]

Landing in-

5...

4...

3...

hehehe... here comes the northern lights (out)

 

[indyrob]

Incoming! :thumbs:

 

[Matty_Vegas]

0304 3490 0001 5507 7813

has left the nest and is heading for enemy territory!

 

[Sunward]

Oh My God The Horror! will this war ever end?

 

[moki]

The war will end swiftly...about thursday...

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[Castaway]

One of the local FOGs must have installed a Star Wars anti-bomb system that covers all of Southwest Florida...No even a false alarm heard down here...

 

[moki]

Well folks, it appears that in the middle of the night, while I slept comfortable in my bunker, there was a native uprising. Fortunately for me, I've installed man traps, flak guns, an alligator-infested moat, and a missile defense shield around Fortress Moki to keep me cozy at night.

One of my surveillance cameras caught this determined group of rabble attempting to breach my electrified titanium fence:

You're all heart fellas -- I appreciate it. But bringing a spear to a nuclear war is not gonna do it.

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Thanks for the backup guys! Never underestimate a newbie brother Moki

Oh and by the way, another direct hit was taken by the number 2 leader of this board. Arcadia, CA is definately feeling it this morning :laugh:

 

[ggiese]

Well folks, it appears that in the middle of the night, while I slept comfortable in my bunker, there was a native uprising. Fortunately for me, I've installed man traps, flak guns, an alligator-infested moat, and a missile defense shield around Fortress Moki to keep me cozy at night.

One of my surveillance cameras caught this determined group of rabble attempting to breach my electrified titanium fence:

You're all heart fellas -- I appreciate it. But bringing a spear to a nuclear war is not gonna do it.

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I told ya... Sitting around, smoking a rare Opus X, drinking a glass of expensive brandy, and the "missiles" are harmlessly bouncing off your less than fortified windows....

 

[Matty_Vegas]

WHERES THE BOOM!!!!
THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM!!

 

[AVB]

Remember when you were young how loud a firecracker was. But when you are a grown-up it takes a quarter stick of C4 to be as impressed. The same way with newbie bombs.

 

[BrownDevil]

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[Swissy]

or maybe the victim cannot turn his computer on anymore since it was blown away!





ok... wishful thinking...

 

[Matty_Vegas]

and maybe..the bomb has not hit yet!!!
at leats that is what the tracking information said....

 

[AVB]

Doesn't matter, the above would still hold true. :whistling:

 

[wicked stick]

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[mhortsch]

You noobs need any help?

I don't have much in the means of a powerfull arsenol, but I can send a few medium-decent sticks that would take up some precious space of a few FOGs!!!