Dave
Padilla Lanceros, yum yum!!
Ok, so with the recent emergence of the new LCDH BGMs, and of course several other cigars that popped out of the woodwork with all the fancy packaging, I started to notice a decline in the old world classy presentations and an over representation of the gaudy chic marketing plans. I don't mind great humidors containing specially made cigars with unique bands, I don't mind glass/aluminum tubes... but to have a lonsdale and two bands plus a gold foil condom?!! This is not limited to only just the BGM, other cigars as well pique my disdain, such as the super coveted Opus X and Anejos sporting a gold leaf cello, maybe a cedar wrap plus a red ribbon foot. Is that supposed to symbolize the red carpet used for Planet Hollywood superstars?
The problems I see from this pronounced decorations fall into two categories, aesthetics and practicality. Form and Function for those of you who like that vernacular.
I'll take apart the BGM first, as that is what sparked this offensive brain fart of mine. Let me state that I love Bolivars, I found them always fulfilling, delicious, and always a performer on my palate. However, when the new LCDH BGMs came out, I was immediately put off from the presentation. Why you might ask? I can't see the cigar!!! I'm surprised it doesn't come packaged in a diamond encrusted platinum tube shaped like a pencil thin penis with an optional vibration function. With so much bling on this cigar, I can't see if there are beetle holes, mold, or anything else that might detract from the overall disturbingly horrible construction quality ISOMs are known for. To top it off, I have to risk damaging the cigar just to remove these armor plates from the article of oxidation because the factory workers aren't skilled enough to avoid getting adhesive on the wrapper.
Then there was Fuente... cedar sap anyone? The big mold scare of 2006 sure got me. I think the gold leaf cello is a nice idea, but add that to a cedar wrapped cigar, with a security foot band, and to top it off with the recently poor construction Fuente has been plagued with, I find these cigars to be nothing but over hyped pieces of art work. Nice form, less function, thanks for making me spend $XX on a cigar I was hoping to smoke but now can't even gift due to over zealous creative minds. Gaudy yes, articulate? No. Cigar in a bottle... is a nice idea, that is interesting and I see it as a museum piece only. Toast Across America? Someone coined the phrase "Rip Off Across America" due to certain authorized vendors that gouged on the ticket price set at $50. A tray of lasagna is not worth $100 no matter how you cut it. But then again people sure are brand whores, so I'm sure the value of these cigars are still present, if not over inflated.
I know there are many more out there that are deserving of criticism, but I feel these two are the biggest eye sores presently today, especially since their form over exemplifies their collectible characteristics. I miss the time when I was a know-nothing newbie puke who liked Anejos... now I'm just a hypocritical smart ass with a weary eye for pretty packaging in an attempt to obscure shoddy craftsmanship.
Anyone else feel the same about cigars as I do?
The problems I see from this pronounced decorations fall into two categories, aesthetics and practicality. Form and Function for those of you who like that vernacular.
I'll take apart the BGM first, as that is what sparked this offensive brain fart of mine. Let me state that I love Bolivars, I found them always fulfilling, delicious, and always a performer on my palate. However, when the new LCDH BGMs came out, I was immediately put off from the presentation. Why you might ask? I can't see the cigar!!! I'm surprised it doesn't come packaged in a diamond encrusted platinum tube shaped like a pencil thin penis with an optional vibration function. With so much bling on this cigar, I can't see if there are beetle holes, mold, or anything else that might detract from the overall disturbingly horrible construction quality ISOMs are known for. To top it off, I have to risk damaging the cigar just to remove these armor plates from the article of oxidation because the factory workers aren't skilled enough to avoid getting adhesive on the wrapper.
Then there was Fuente... cedar sap anyone? The big mold scare of 2006 sure got me. I think the gold leaf cello is a nice idea, but add that to a cedar wrapped cigar, with a security foot band, and to top it off with the recently poor construction Fuente has been plagued with, I find these cigars to be nothing but over hyped pieces of art work. Nice form, less function, thanks for making me spend $XX on a cigar I was hoping to smoke but now can't even gift due to over zealous creative minds. Gaudy yes, articulate? No. Cigar in a bottle... is a nice idea, that is interesting and I see it as a museum piece only. Toast Across America? Someone coined the phrase "Rip Off Across America" due to certain authorized vendors that gouged on the ticket price set at $50. A tray of lasagna is not worth $100 no matter how you cut it. But then again people sure are brand whores, so I'm sure the value of these cigars are still present, if not over inflated.
I know there are many more out there that are deserving of criticism, but I feel these two are the biggest eye sores presently today, especially since their form over exemplifies their collectible characteristics. I miss the time when I was a know-nothing newbie puke who liked Anejos... now I'm just a hypocritical smart ass with a weary eye for pretty packaging in an attempt to obscure shoddy craftsmanship.
Anyone else feel the same about cigars as I do?