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Things to do while in the Hospital -Winner Announced! second post

MadMonk

MadMonk

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I tried writing a book. What do you think?

Chapter 1​

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy, All Hospital, and
no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

Chapter 2​

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

Chapter 3​

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.
All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy. All Hospital, and no play makes Danny a dull boy.

The End​
 
So make me laugh, help pass the time away. Good cigar articles on the internet, anything that you think might appeal to an old guy.

Fiver will be decent smokes. (pepins, padrons, fuentes)

Edit to add:

OK, Dilaudid, and precise thinking do not appear to be bedmates.

So, here are the rules:

Ya know what? I hate rules! Well, not really, rules are cool if you need them. The only rules are those inherant into the fabric of cigarpass, and that this contest ends Aug 31, 2009 - Monday 12:00 noon, as that is my projected date of departure. We (me and the dilaudid) won't place any limits on peoples creativity, etc.

WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER

I want to thank all who participated. Not A Nice Person edged ahead of the rest by the amount of time and enjoyment I got from it. Some of you posted some very funny one-liners, etc. Anyway, please PM me your Addy, Not A Nice Person, and congrats.
 
Well, you already sat through 1 guy 1 jar, so I don't really know what else to show you.
 
Might as well start writing your memoirs... Plenty of down time to get some writing done in a hospital room
 
DeviantArt! : http://www.deviantart.com/

Cool stuff to look at while you're laid up. I'm on there as "nanp," check my favorites gallery and go exploring.

~Boar
 
Ha... I'm a pro at this as of late.

1) See if they have televisions on carts that they can roll into your room. Watch DVDs. A lot of them. Passes the time.
2) Hit on hot techs/nurses/doctors/etc.
3) 1 Word: Tetris.
4) http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html
5) http://www.addictinggames.com/worldshardestgame2.html
6) Make ridiculous food requests and see if they can come up with it.
7) ESPN/Spike TV.
8) If you're able to move around, go to pediatrics and play checkers or games with kids - let them win.
9) Fill latex gloves with warm water + lube = ???
 
blogofhilarity.com and morningregret.com.


Good silly humor, with a message. :rolleyes: But seriously, some fun to be had there.
 
unplug your vitals monitor and play dead... pray for the cute nurse for mouth to mouth...
 
If you're computer savvy at all, there's an online puzzle game that I've only reached level 14 on many years ago. I've not had the time to revisit it but it is kinda addicting. Look online for the spoilers to the first couple to get the hang then see what you can figure out from there.


Link
 
Play "Crack or rack" on facebook?

crackorack.jpg



When you're done with that, check out how worse off everybody else is at:

Awkward Family Photos
Texts from Last Night
FML


When that gets bored, there is always some music such as:

The Literal Version of White Wedding
The Literal Version of Total Eclipse of the Heart
Misheard Lyrics version of Temperature
Misheard Lyrics version of Numa Numa


And while you're at it, don't forget the Numa Numa guy (it's been around a while but it's usually good for a chuckle)


When those videos get tiring, you could move on to:

Will It Blend
The always popular Hats of Meat
The Sport of Extreme Ironing
 
Get the head nurse to give you a tour of the linen locker.

Doc.
 
Games:
Elephants Got Big Dirty Feet
Avoid the red. Yellow is more health, green is bonus points, purple is more time, and by collecting all the blue, the level is over.
Probably not fun for long on dilaudid.
Segregation can be fun.
Snood can wreck your life if you let it get out of control. I've only played the main game Snood, not any of the offshoots.

Sites:
Cockeyed (not pornographic)
Tucker Max This guy's full of himself and full of shit, and a little bit goes a long way, but if you've got nothing but time you may find it entertaining. Or repugnant. Or infuriating. Or some combination thereof.
Fark (not pornographic). News aggregator and all around silly stuff. It's where your local Morning Goofball Radio Show guys steal their funny news stories from.
Pandora Listen to music and find new artists you'll like for free over the internet. It's legal and it's easy to use.


Get well soon!
 
The Contest King has some good advice. BTW, hope all is well with you Jeff.

Dan, I would light up one of your LFD Cabinet Cameroons. What could they possibly do to you? You're injured so if they try to forcibly take it away they are leaving themselves wide open to a very lucrative lawsuit. So you'd be sitting there in bed smoking and watching movies. If you have a roommate, you could imitate DeNiro in Cape Fear and see how annoying you could be while watching a movie. If that doesn't sound appealing, then simply get better and hurry home buddy. :thumbs:
 
Here's a snippet of what's in store: "This is what happened in the summer of 2000 when I took 3 kinds of meat, 19 days, and 1,000,000 maggots, and stuck them in the yard of my unwitting neighbor."
I remember reading these projects close to 10 years ago. The original site doesn't have them anymore, but I found them posted elsewhere. Here's what happens when you have a good imagination, too much time on your hands, and a camera:

The Stinky Meat Project

There's also his Stinky Feet Project being hosted on another site.

He also had a Date My Sister project, but I haven't been able to find an archive of that. These are all pretty low-brow humour, but if you don't mind that it's some pretty funny reading!
 
Hobo Wars'
A lot of fun once you get the idea of it. It can lead to literally days of your time and the way the game is played it is broken up into smaller play times, so you can't just sit and play it for hours. You have to wait for awhile, play, rest up, repeat.

F My Life Very Funny stories, example:
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, your repaid." FML

Official Ninja Page

This is probably the most funy webpage I have ever seen. I think you have to share my sense of humor, which is distorted, but it is not like you have anything else to do :laugh: . BTW, try clicking both yes and no at the opening page.

Get well brother, my thoughts are with you.
 
Have somebody bring you a small propane grill, cooler, ice and groceries. Grill up some bread, assorted skewers, burgers and steaks. Sell them off to staff and inmates for an overall profit.
 
Josh said:
Well, you already sat through 1 guy 1 jar, so I don't really know what else to show you.
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That was a true laugh out loud. I can picture several people who will read this and look up "1 guy 1 jar".
 
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