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Things you'll NEVER hear these CPers say

stevehawk

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I thought it might be fun to list some things you’ll NEVER hear these CPers say. If I offend anyone, I apologize. That was not my intent!


MilesMingusMonk: “Jazz is okay, I guess… but Broadway show tunes really get me going!”

Moki: “The best thing in my humi is a Swisher Sweet…. vanilla flavored.”

CoventryCat86: “The Democratic party rules!”

KayakinBoy: “Water makes me sea sick.”

CVMFour: “You guys are right. I AM too young to smoke these things.”

emodx (shot in the dark): “The Coast Guard is just the Navy’s little sister…”

lucasbuck: “Cohibas taste like ass.”

Rod: “I wish my site was an nice as Stogiechat.com or LetsTalkCigars.”

CoventryCat86: “Hey, you spelled that just perfectly! You get a gold star!”

Leebo8-9-8 (shot in the dark): “Bobby Lee was the worst general in American history.”

AVB: “I’m getting bored of all these Cigar Girl posts. I think I’ll start posting a series of Cigar Boys, now.”

Fast4Dr: “I am NOT the best poker player here… no really…”

SFG75: “I have nothing to say on that topic.”

Big100HD: “I’m thinking of trading my Harley in on one o’ them new Suzukis!”

the_gurkha: “I am NOT ‘the gurkha’.”

SamClemmons (shot in the dark): “I picked this handle cause I’ve always had a crush on Becky Thatcher.”

MattR (shot int the dark): “I spend more on gel and hair spray hair products than I do on cigars.”

CoventryCat86: “The MGB is the greatest car ever to come outta Great Britain.”

Beefcube (shot in the dark): “I’m a tree-huggin’ vegan from WAAAY back!”

SKYDIVNEKD: “Barney was just misunderstood, that’s all. I say we give him another chance!”

bfreebern (shot in the dark): “The Minnesota Vikings are the BOMB, baby!!”

BrownDevil: “I am… Arizona’s LEAST talented Realtor!”

Joe.M.: “Know what I love most about CP? Secret F***ing Santa!”

Sleepyjim: “Newb question here… uh… what is a ‘bomb’?”

geldor1 (shot in the dark): “I hate cigars… and I can’t even spell CPU.”

ricmac25 (shot in the dark): “Mi familia es de Puerto Rico, no Cuba.”

mrjinglesusa: “The only chemistry I know about is the thing me and Jugs McGee got going on down at the Bump and Rub Club.”

cameroon4me (shot in the dark): “The taste of beer makes me hurl.”



I tried to include the frequent posters, but with so many members, I know I left someone out. I apologize -- it was not intentional!

Feel free to include your own and to fill out the ones below. Sorry, I couldn’t even take any shots in the dark with you guys. That just means I need to get to know ya better!

Gibu:
Jgohlke:
Eshaw99:
Horse:
Mephiston:
PSTAN:
Marcsheldon:
cigarsarge:
 
Eshaw99: "Anybody got an grape flavored cigars?" :D


"Water makes me sea sick" ROTFLMFAO!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
I've sea kayaked before lol.
 
emodx (shot in the dark): “The Coast Guard is just the Navy’s little sister…”

lol.lol.roflmao. :laugh:
 
You can pose for the first one. :p

stevehawk said:
AVB: “I’m getting bored of all these Cigar Girl posts. I think I’ll start posting a series of Cigar Boys, now.”
 
gibu: "ISOMS suck, give me Macanudos!" :)

gibu:
"The gobstopper was the greatest pass idea ever!!!" :D


gibu: "Hey Puro Brat!!, I'll trade you my Cohibas for your grape swishers!." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
stevehawk said:
I thought it might be fun to list some things you’ll NEVER hear these CPers say. If I offend anyone, I apologize. That was not my intent!

mrjinglesusa: “The only chemistry I know about is the thing me and Jugs McGee got going on down at the Bump and Rub Club.”

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Who's Jugs McGee? :laugh: As a newbie, I'm honored to be included in your list. :p
 
mrjinglesusa said:
mrjinglesusa: "Can you top my trade?" :whistling:

Boy, was that a bad idea...

:blush:
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SFG75 said:
gibu: "Hey Puro Brat!!, I'll trade you my Cohibas for your grape swishers!." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Mrjingleusa, everyone makes mistakes! lol

SFG that's dead on! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



*Just noticed this is post number 699, man I come here too much* :D
 
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