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This whole "Whore" thing confuses me

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Please enlighten me.

Why is someone a certain type of cigar whore? I was under the impression whore's have very little client loyalty. Someone who prefers a certain brand of cigar is more correctly a courtesan.

Let's try it on:

I'm a Pepin Courtesan!

Nah! Pepin Whore just sounds better

What about Pepin Prostitute? Fuente F%#ker?
 
I think the proper deconstruction of the term would be "I am a whore for XXX" or "I would be willing to whore for XXX."

So in other words, the commodity to be acquired is the cigar whereas in prostitution, the commodity to be acquired would be money. The process supporting procurement of the commodity of interest is that of "whoring."

Thus, according to this line of reasoning, a prostitute could be more precisely referred to as a "whore for money." However, by virtue of its being the oldest profession, the selling of sex for money has simply become synonymous with "whoring." Keep in mind that in some situations, sex is exchanged for food, other favors, or even survival but the point being that stooping to selling something precious or sacred to obtain the commodity is the key.

Does that make sense?

Wilkey
 
Ginseng said:
I think the proper deconstruction of the term would be "I am a whore for XXX" or "I would be willing to whore for XXX."

So in other words, the commodity to be acquired is the cigar whereas in prostitution, the commodity to be acquired would be money. The process supporting procurement of the commodity of interest is that of "whoring."

Thus, according to this line of reasoning, a prostitute could be more precisely referred to as a "whore for money." However, by virtue of its being the oldest profession, the selling of sex for money has simply become synonymous with "whoring." Keep in mind that in some situations, sex is exchanged for food, other favors, or even survival but the point being that stooping to selling something precious or sacred to obtain the commodity is the key.

Does that make sense?

Wilkey
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Or, as I stated above, in not nearly so eloquent terms, "WIll Fu<! for Fuente"
 
Ginseng said:
I think the proper deconstruction of the term would be "I am a whore for XXX" or "I would be willing to whore for XXX."

So in other words, the commodity to be acquired is the cigar whereas in prostitution, the commodity to be acquired would be money. The process supporting procurement of the commodity of interest is that of "whoring."

Thus, according to this line of reasoning, a prostitute could be more precisely referred to as a "whore for money." However, by virtue of its being the oldest profession, the selling of sex for money has simply become synonymous with "whoring." Keep in mind that in some situations, sex is exchanged for food, other favors, or even survival but the point being that stooping to selling something precious or sacred to obtain the commodity is the key.

Does that make sense?

Wilkey
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:laugh: Wilkey, I think You're taking this way too seriously. :laugh:
 
Tain't so much eloquent as exhaustive.

Blame one of my doctoral committee for that post. I'm taking his course in the pragmatic uses of argumentation and good golly, when philosophers get into it, there's just no easy way out.

In any case, I believe Brandon and Josh said it best. ;)

Wilkey
 
jfields said:
Whore just has a better ring to it! :thumbs:


I mean come on, you never heard of a Crack Courtesan now did ya? :rolleyes:
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"Anybody say CRACK" Tyrone Biggums aka Dave Chepelle
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Ginseng said:
Tain't so much eloquent as exhaustive.

Blame one of my doctoral committee for that post. I'm taking his course in the pragmatic uses of argumentation and good golly, when philosophers get into it, there's just no easy way out.

In any case, I believe Brandon and Josh said it best. ;)

Wilkey
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...and you follow it up with a discussion on taints? I think our brother Wilkey knows about whoring pretty well. :sign:
 
So would I be a Pepin Protitute, a Pepin Escort, a Pepin Private Dancer, a Pepin John, a Don Ho, or a Señor Pepin Concubine?
Others could be a K. Hansotia Hussy, a San Cristobal Slut, a CAO Strumpet, an Ozinger Hooker, a Fonseca Floozy, a Tabaccalera Tart, a Don Pepein Serie JJ Jade, a WOAM Wench, or even a Tatuaje Tramp.

Help! I'm confused... I think I need to smoke a Pepin 601 Green Label :love: Robusto, QUICK!! :whistling:

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bfreebern said:
A whore will do anything to get it.
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Actually, that's an addict. Or, if a sex addict, perhaps a nymphomaniac.

Fuente Nympho?

I've got it! How about Licentious Litto Lover!

How about Pepin Pusher for a B&M? :D
 
Ginseng said:
I think the proper deconstruction of the term would be "I am a whore for XXX" or "I would be willing to whore for XXX."

So in other words, the commodity to be acquired is the cigar whereas in prostitution, the commodity to be acquired would be money. The process supporting procurement of the commodity of interest is that of "whoring."

Thus, according to this line of reasoning, a prostitute could be more precisely referred to as a "whore for money." However, by virtue of its being the oldest profession, the selling of sex for money has simply become synonymous with "whoring." Keep in mind that in some situations, sex is exchanged for food, other favors, or even survival but the point being that stooping to selling something precious or sacred to obtain the commodity is the key.

Does that make sense?

Wilkey
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Yes, Wilkey, but this was supposed to be tongue in cheek. :D

You have to get out of the lab more! :laugh:
 
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