Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

I just saw your reaction. I hope this wasn't a true story as opposed to a joke?

Ha. I honestly don't remember that reply. Just a joke.

 

[kann]

 

[CigarStone]

Ha. I honestly don't remember that reply. Just a joke.

There should be a thread for that

 

[kann]

If you get it, you get it. If not, just move along -- nothing to see here...

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[PaulTra]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[TexasTraveler]

 

[CigSid]

 

[CigarStone]

An Irish man walks up to a bar and orders three beers, drinks them, and leaves. The next day, he orders three beers, drinks them, and leaves. The bar tender can't help his curiosity so he asks "why do you order three beers, drink them, and then leave?" The Irish man tells him that he has two brothers and they made a pact to always drink one beer for each of the three of them.

He does the same thing a for few weeks and then one day he walks in and orders two beers. The bartender is heartbroken for the guy and he says "oh my God, clearly one of your brothers has died" to which the Irish man says "nah, tis only that I've quit drinking"

 

[CigarStone]

I came on a terrible tragedy today on the road. There was a terrible accident and the fatalities were endless. I scoured the carnage for survivors and while there were only a few, I sat down and had a moment with each of them.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

If your home doesn't have a house number on it, you really should address that...

 

[kann]

We did. And it did. We still are. And it still is...

 

[CigarStone]

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And you know she bitched at him regardless of what he chose!