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Nate1977
UNIMPEACH CHAD
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... 
and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
jfields
Where did all my money go?
The first thing I thought when I read this headline “You gotta be a mega hoe to be able to detect a hint of ball sack in Mexican food.”
Is that on your flavor wheel Jon?
Is that on your flavor wheel Jon?
ggiese
Well-Known Member
Did you know Bruce Lee had a brother that was faster than him?
Sudden Lee.
Sudden Lee.
ggiese
Well-Known Member
I went to an antique store - Sears...
I went to KFC today to have 12 pieces of chicken because it's always been on my bucket list...
Is it true that in Jesus' high school yearbook he was voted "Most Likely To Come Back"?
I've recently read the book "Prostate from A-Z" twice - I still can't pass P...
The city of Omaha recently enacted legislation charging $400 to anyone assisted by the fire department after they've fallen - which has prompted Life Alert's new slogan - "Help! I've fallen and can't afford to get back up!"
I went to KFC today to have 12 pieces of chicken because it's always been on my bucket list...
Is it true that in Jesus' high school yearbook he was voted "Most Likely To Come Back"?
I've recently read the book "Prostate from A-Z" twice - I still can't pass P...
The city of Omaha recently enacted legislation charging $400 to anyone assisted by the fire department after they've fallen - which has prompted Life Alert's new slogan - "Help! I've fallen and can't afford to get back up!"
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Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
I went camping with my kids last week. It was so stressful, rained the whole time, ran out of food and got chased by a bear. I couldn't even get comfortable enough to sleep.
Next time we go camping I'm taking the trailer. That trip we just took was in-tents.
Next time we go camping I'm taking the trailer. That trip we just took was in-tents.
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
The way I understand it his family was huge... Well except for his dwarf cousin
Quarter lee
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
So bad, dryer than death valley. Keep em coming!
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
How do you know when your walk in humidor has too* high of an RH? SEE BELOW.
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kann
One Leg Of Fury.
*too