Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

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Ok, so, "Frenchman's Cumsock" needs to be a term that is used more around here.
Cum Sock Gambit
A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
 
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