rbbrock
FNG for life
Proctologist?
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PuffTheMagicDragon
Fire One Up
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Walmart auto service center. I was picking up a battery for my lawn mower and found this to be funny.
PuffTheMagicDragon
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dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
rbbrock
FNG for life
PuffTheMagicDragon
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MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
If I could only post this in my office window... but then again, working at a high school makes this somewhat unrealistic until the last week before retirement a few years in the future!
rbbrock
FNG for life
Needs lawn darts in the background also!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Lawn Darts was such an awesome game!
A man walks into a bar with a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist.
He sets the tiny piano down at the bar, and the tiny pianist starts playing up a storm. The bartender looks at the man and says, "That's amazing, where did you get that?" The man replies, "There's a genie outside your bar that will grant you one wish."
The bartender runs outside and sure enough there is a genie. Without hesitation the bartender says "Genie, I wish for a million bucks!" The genie snaps his fingers and disappears. Instantly, a million ducks fly overhead.
The bartender walks back inside and says, "Hey man, I think there's something wrong with that genie. I asked for a million bucks, but he gave me a million ducks."
The man says, "You're telling me. You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
He sets the tiny piano down at the bar, and the tiny pianist starts playing up a storm. The bartender looks at the man and says, "That's amazing, where did you get that?" The man replies, "There's a genie outside your bar that will grant you one wish."
The bartender runs outside and sure enough there is a genie. Without hesitation the bartender says "Genie, I wish for a million bucks!" The genie snaps his fingers and disappears. Instantly, a million ducks fly overhead.
The bartender walks back inside and says, "Hey man, I think there's something wrong with that genie. I asked for a million bucks, but he gave me a million ducks."
The man says, "You're telling me. You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"