Too Big For Just The Unhappy Thread

[jfields]

This may or may not turn into a contest. Jeff instructed me to edit this OP to state this has in fact become a contest. Who here can correctly guess what happened here today, and why Jeff and I may be stuck here for an extended stay at the family cabin in the Pennsylvania Allegheny National Forest?

 

[jfields]

@CigarStone

 

[cohibasurfer]

Another Barge hit a Bridge.

 

[ChuckJr]

Hold my beer and watch this!

 

[CigarStone]

Whooo baby!

 

[insight]

I’m no engineer but something looks wrong with the road.

 

[dawgie34203]

The drawbridge is obviously up!

 

[CigarStone]

This is officially a contest!

I will hand out Clues periodically and the person who comes closest to guessing what happened here today will get a nice fiver of grape white owls from me.

Hold my beer and watch this!

Unfortunately, I did not have any involvement in this whatsoever.

However, it is my fault!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

You were jumping up and down on the bridge at 2am, hammered, and the supports shifted and fell into the creek.

 

[jfields]

You were jumping up and down on the bridge at 2am, hammered, and the supports shifted and fell into the creek.

No! I have been dieting Jon...

 

[cabaiguan juan]

No! I have been dieting Jon...

But Jeff…

 

[jfields]

But Jeff…

Oh yeah! He's a fat fuck...

 

[drunkfish3]

Someone tried to pull that car out and broke the bridge.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Self drive mode - ENGAGED !

 

[jacot23]

SQUIRREL!

 

[cohibasurfer]

The Ol seed popped and the cherry went in John's lap.

 

[smellysell]

Looks like the timber rotted out maybe?

 

[CigarStone]

I can honestly tell you that the Dukes of Hazzard were discussed at some point during the day.

 

[CigarStone]

Oh yeah! He's a fat fuck...

Hey!!!!!

I resemble that remark!

 

[CigarStone]

I’m no engineer but something looks wrong with the road.

But Phil!

Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?