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Watch your language you potty-mouths!

souldog

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California State Legislature Establishes 'Cuss Free Week'

California lawmakers have a history of trying to keep the state's air and waters clean. Now they're tackling language. Californians had better start watching their mouths.

The state Assembly passed a resolution Thursday that would establish the first week of March as "Cuss Free Week" throughout the state. If approved by the Senate next week, the measure would take effect immediately.

The resolution includes no enforcement mechanism and is simply meant to promote greater harmony and connectedness, said Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, a Democrat from La Canada Flintridge and co-author of the measure.

"I've always wondered why we behave differently when grandma is watching than when we're on our own," said Portantino, who owned up to his share of four-letter words.

Portantino said the California Legislature -- known for imposing strict clean air and clean water laws -- is the first state legislative body in the nation to consider a statewide profanity-free week.

The resolution was inspired by a South Pasadena teenager, McKay Hatch, who started a No Cussing Club at his junior high school in 2007. Similar clubs have since cropped up in every state and 20 countries.

Hatch, who traveled to Sacramento with his family to support the resolution, said he sees a link between foul-mouthed incivility and other forms of problem behavior, such as drug use and bullying.

Next up for the 16-year-old? Promoting no-cussing measures in other states and internationally.

"Next year I want to do a world tour," he said. "Cussing is a hard habit to break, but anyone can do it."
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So, the first week of March, I don't wanna hear any word stronger than "doodie head!" You hear me you bastards? Or else McKay "The Most Cyberbullied Kid in the World" Hatch is gonna come to your house with his "No Cussing Club" and kick your as- I mean, butt. :angry:

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Oh, I almost forgot "The Power of Positive Hugging" card that tells you how many positive hugs you need today through the power of scientific research and ingenuity:

http://www.nocussing.com/hugcard.html
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3 MILLION of these things have sold at $10 USD each, so clearly they are accurate... I might be ordering Sneeds and Grapes some pretty soon. Those two are ornery doodie-heads that need hugs.
 
Just because they are going to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" doesn't mean you have to keep pushing the envelope.
 
So when I drop a floor jack on my foot, I should just say "FUUUUDGE! This flippin' piece of ship hurts like a mother fletcher!" :laugh:
 
This reminds me of a scene in demolition man. See they have these machines that automatically dispense tickets when you swear... and Sly needs to take a shit and has no TP and.....right.
 
Why live in such a stupid state??

Because in this stupid state I can wear my stupid shorts, and my stupid tshirt, and my stupid flip-flops in a month when there are a thousand stupid people complaining about how much stupid snow they are getting. I love California and all of it's Stupidity, stupid...



Edit: misspelled 'complaining' because I too am stupid.
 
This reminds me of a scene in demolition man. See they have these machines that automatically dispense tickets when you swear... and Sly needs to take a shit and has no TP and.....right.

"He doesn't know what the sea-shells are for!"

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Man, that would have been a Great Lesson for a "Pirate ate your parrot, while you were looking for the Shampoo that a Ghost stole pass"
 
I'm not sure I could make it through a cuss free hour. :blush:

Edit: to add a fuggin' cuss word. :p
 
It doesn't surprise me this is a product of South Pas. Fugg'n lame.

Here's the official rap song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNv2dOBFJk&feature=related
 
Perfect reason to inaction the part time bill for these fuggers in Sacramento.
They have way too much time on their hands. God this state sucks!
I will make a point to cuss more the whole week.

SHUT UP HIPPIE!!!!!!
 
Great so we can't figure out how to balance our budget or fix our educational problems but we can spend money on such dumb arse legislation.
 
It doesn't surprise me this is a product of South Pas. Fugg'n lame.

Here's the official rap song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNv2dOBFJk&feature=related

Yeah, I like the input of the fire engine rolling Code 3 to give the video a more authentic "urban-inner-city-struggle" feel to his milk-toast eating crew.
 
Yet one more reason I won't live in California! Damn tree huggin hippies! If I did live there I would be in the middle of the street shouting profanity at fire hydrants, newspaper boxes, parking meters, etc!
 
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