Well here comes the last dagger in my crotch

[Thoughts]

Freaking @Eqwhipped being wielded by @kann as a makeshift knife made outta an Ouija board monocle sharpened to a point to spell out A N A L on my 3rd degree burned self. Damnit man, I hope y’all are done. Jesus, the home is decimated, the neighbors houses are charred. The cats, still alive (thanks guys, your aim is terrible). But at least my corpse was found smiling. Oh and erect. Only things that could do that before was Betty white or the wifey. Thank you fine gentlemen. And @kann, you are a fine gentlemen. I don’t care what the guys at the brewery you were fired from say, you were the best manager of the hops. Love ya buddy, you guys are awesome.

Edit: I think it was the other steve. Steve how you gonna not tell me it was you not him lol.

 

[Eqwhipped]

Way to hit the B spot!

 

[xyz123]

Nice hit!

 

[Gavin]

Florid description and nice hit! Just out of curiosity, what was the first dagger in your crotch?

 

[kann]

Florid description and nice hit! Just out of curiosity, what was the first dagger in your crotch?

Actual daggers, or just what feel like daggers when he pees?

 

[CigarStone]

Nice hit!

 

[Nate1977]

Great hit

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Nice

 

[Pugman1943]

I think the erect toe nail started this, then Nick wanted in on the action to be followed by the medical examiners ruling of a valid erection while in the state of rigor, so,well, Cheerio mates and good show.

 

[CBoukal]

Nice hit guys!!

 

[TexasTraveler]

I have no idea what is going on, as usual with Brad, but I think it's a good thing... Nice Job fellas!

 

[modo22]

This has been hilarious to watch! Congrats Brad and nice work to the real culprit, @kann

 

[Thoughts]

Florid description and nice hit! Just out of curiosity, what was the first dagger in your crotch?

Did I mention I was married?

 

[bfreebern]

Freaking @ConDaddy being wielded by @kann as a makeshift knife made outta an Ouija board monocle sharpened to a point to spell out A N A L on my 3rd degree burned self. Damnit man, I hope y’all are done. Jesus, the home is decimated, the neighbors houses are charred. The cats, still alive (thanks guys, your aim is terrible). But at least my corpse was found smiling. Oh and erect. Only things that could do that before was Betty white or the wifey. Thank you fine gentlemen. And @kann, you are a fine gentlemen. I don’t care what the guys at the brewery you were fired from say, you were the best manager of the hops. Love ya buddy, you guys are awesome.

Nick has hops?

Nice target guys.

 

[kann]

Nick has hops?

Nice target guys.

I only use Hoppes #9 to clean my firearms, as well.

 

[Thoughts]

You have pretty good balance if that is the total number of hops while cleaning them

I only use Hoppes #9 to clean my firearms, as well.

 

[JoeMO]

Great hit!

 

[thinde]

Nice!

 

[Gavin]

Did I mention I was married?

I think you mentioned it in your Craigslist ad.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

I only use Hoppes #9 to clean my firearms, as well.

Is there a Hoppes #8?