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WTF is this x2! Uh oh, it happened again...

mu mike

It's not a lie if you believe it.
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First, I apologize for being late in posting this. We are putting up a fence in the backyard and they cut our lines when digging for the posts. We have no internet at home so I had to wait until I got to work.

With that out of the way, I experienced another incident. Who is responsible for these sequence of events?

I got home from work on Friday and my wife gave me “the look.” No, not that look you pervs! :laugh: The look where your wife thinks you’re an idiot, which for me is most of the time. She said “you got another package.” I let out a little giggle when I saw this:

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After going through the last package and seeing some others posted on here, I wasn’t sure what I’d find inside but I knew it would be special. Here was the inside after opening:

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I had been foamed!

After chipping away some of the foam, the bomb canister had been located:

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Classic. Here it is with all the foam removed:

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Now how the heck do I get this open? I resort to my old standby, the mallet and flat head screwdriver. It’s about the only tools I own, so I gotta make it work! I wedged the screwdriver around the canister end and finally got it open:

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And here is a picture of the goods, with my proud tools of choice:

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These two packages have been a lot of fun and I thank the bombers. There is something really cool about being bombed out of the blue and I really appreciate it. But please stop. Do not poke the bear……

(Reward to anyone who rats these two out, PM me) :whistling:
 
I thought by know you'da used the weed-whacker to get these things open!

Nice hit.
 
These two packages have been a lot of fun and I thank the bombers. There is something really cool about being bombed out of the blue and I really appreciate it. But please stop. Do not poke the bear……

(Reward to anyone who rats these two out, PM me) :whistling:

I think you're probably going to have to try harder than that.

I thought by know you'da used the weed-whacker to get these things open!

Nice hit.

Or run it over with the lawn mower.
 
Nice hit!

I think that's the cleanest screwdriver and rubber mallet that I have ever seen.
 
Nice hit!

I think that's the cleanest screwdriver and rubber mallet that I have ever seen.

The Tag is still on it.. Did you buy that just to get into it?

No, I've had these for awhile - I just don't use them much except to open suspicious packages. :laugh:

Like I said, I'm no Bob Vila!
 
Nice hit!

I think that's the cleanest screwdriver and rubber mallet that I have ever seen.

The Tag is still on it.. Did you buy that just to get into it?

In Mike's defense, I still have all the tags on my rubber mallets. It's just easier to wear them off rather than try and f*ck around with the adhesive that come with the tags... :whistling:


ETA - My tags are all black though, and you can't see them because the tag and handle are all the same color, grease and grime is a color right?
 
Nice, seems like fair weather allows for these sneaky devices to be transported with ease to unsuspecting BOTL.

Enjoy

C
 
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