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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

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Oh this should be good.
What has four letters, occasionally has 12 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters...

edit: everyone is gonna get it at this point, but this is a really good one to use if you can remember it
 
Oh this should be good.
What has four letters, occasionally has 12 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters...

edit: everyone is gonna get it at this point, but this is a really good one to use if you can remember it
Damn it... It still took me 3 times for this one to... I'm getting better...
 
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."


"I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
 
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