kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What do you call a chicken with no wings and no feathers?
A: A chicken.
A: A chicken.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Well .... ya know .... if the glove fits..........Leave it to you to talk about your finger tricks
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs? Bob
What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art
What do you call a man laying on the floor? Matt
What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? Irene
What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art
What do you call a man laying on the floor? Matt
What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? Irene
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
CgarDan
Well-Known Member
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
What kind of dog knows how to do magic tricks?
A Labracadabrador
A Labracadabrador
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
After two months of searching the listings every day, we finally found our new house!
It was a moving experience.
It was a moving experience.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Nothing, you already told her twice!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you call the useless peice of flesh attached to the vagina?
A woman.
In case a woman tells the joke it is a penis.
A woman.
In case a woman tells the joke it is a penis.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
CgarDan
Well-Known Member
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
thinde
Lobstah; the other white meat!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I had a chicken once, I accidentally fed it saw dust.
It laid 12 eggs, 11 of them had wooden legs, and the 12th one was a woodpecker.
It laid 12 eggs, 11 of them had wooden legs, and the 12th one was a woodpecker.
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
The wife finally convinced me to sell my theremin. I haven't touched it in years...
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What do you get if you sit down on the toilet at 11:59 PM?
A: Same shit, different day.
A: Same shit, different day.