Darin
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2021
- Messages
- 2,165
Two of them.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Most zoomed in picture on CigarPass!
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
Look at those puppies... 
You spelled basketballs wrong.Look at those puppies...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Why does it take six union workers to dig a hole?
Somebody has to lean on the other five shovels!
Somebody has to lean on the other five shovels!
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
I saw a news story here that the state is laying off 2/3 of it's road crew workers.
Someone invented a shovel that leans on its own.
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Because it was so bad it was good.
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
Ahh, ok! I thought maybe you were an accordion player and I offended you!
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
Thoughts
Forehead wrinkle king
- Joined
- Mar 3, 2018
- Messages
- 2,936
Saw this one on tic tok the other day, so IT IS NOT MINE.
Two farmers were driving their truck loaded down with meat to the market to sell when they hit something. One farmer goes back to assess the damage they did.
"what is it?"
"it's a cow"
"is it dead?"
"yeah, looks like it"
"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"
He gets done and comes back into the cab and off they go. They get a few hours down the road and hit something else but don't know what. One farmer hops out of the truck to see the damage.
"what is it?"
"its a pig"
"is it dead?"
"oh yeah"
"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"
"you sure"
"well yeah I'm sure"
Bout two hours pass by and the one farmer returns from his duties and hops back up in the cab.
"that took you a while"
"yeah, well there was a lot to do. What do you wanna do with the motorcycle?"
Two farmers were driving their truck loaded down with meat to the market to sell when they hit something. One farmer goes back to assess the damage they did.
"what is it?"
"it's a cow"
"is it dead?"
"yeah, looks like it"
"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"
He gets done and comes back into the cab and off they go. They get a few hours down the road and hit something else but don't know what. One farmer hops out of the truck to see the damage.
"what is it?"
"its a pig"
"is it dead?"
"oh yeah"
"well skin it, cut it up and throw it in the back of the truck, we'll take it with us"
"you sure"
"well yeah I'm sure"
Bout two hours pass by and the one farmer returns from his duties and hops back up in the cab.
"that took you a while"
"yeah, well there was a lot to do. What do you wanna do with the motorcycle?"
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Silly Russkies...
