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First Contest for me- Amazing Race

Swifty said:
tsmckenney said:
Swifty is going to the Litto event. Can I transfer my Dream Date with Calvin over in his name? You'd have to erase the parts about the Cougars though. By the time he finished explaining that weird sleeping apparatus he carries around with him, they'd have left the hotel room. Probably with his cigars. Remember when he lost his cigar case at the Padron event? Anyway, I think Khris would really enjoy a date with Calvin. I can picture the two of them getting giggly over some wine and rib tips, smoking a Padron "A" together and saving the other for 'later', getting back to Khris' hotel room and pouring hot beans over each other.

Alright, I'm making myself sick.
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I got your "giggly". How 'bout I giggle your eye out and skull ***k you? So you want me to take your place on this dream date so you can win the contest? What's in it for me? By the sounds of it, nothing short of the entire contest prize would make it worth my while to put up with this clown for over two hours (especially if I have to "Bring My Own Bible").
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The beans, man, the beans... :thumbs:
 
tsmckenney said:
Swifty is going to the Litto event. Can I transfer my Dream Date with Calvin over in his name? You'd have to erase the parts about the Cougars though. By the time he finished explaining that weird sleeping apparatus he carries around with him, they'd have left the hotel room. Probably with his cigars. Remember when he lost his cigar case at the Padron event? Anyway, I think Khris would really enjoy a date with Calvin. I can picture the two of them getting giggly over some wine and rib tips, smoking a Padron "A" together and saving the other for 'later', getting back to Khris' hotel room and pouring hot beans over each other.

Alright, I'm making myself sick.
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Sweet, are you heading down alone?
 
Bsneed51 said:
tsmckenney said:
Swifty is going to the Litto event. Can I transfer my Dream Date with Calvin over in his name? You'd have to erase the parts about the Cougars though. By the time he finished explaining that weird sleeping apparatus he carries around with him, they'd have left the hotel room. Probably with his cigars. Remember when he lost his cigar case at the Padron event? Anyway, I think Khris would really enjoy a date with Calvin. I can picture the two of them getting giggly over some wine and rib tips, smoking a Padron "A" together and saving the other for 'later', getting back to Khris' hotel room and pouring hot beans over each other.

Alright, I'm making myself sick.
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Sweet, are you heading down alone?
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Dang, this could turn into a threesome.
 
tsmckenney said:
Bsneed51 said:
tsmckenney said:
Swifty is going to the Litto event. Can I transfer my Dream Date with Calvin over in his name? You'd have to erase the parts about the Cougars though. By the time he finished explaining that weird sleeping apparatus he carries around with him, they'd have left the hotel room. Probably with his cigars. Remember when he lost his cigar case at the Padron event? Anyway, I think Khris would really enjoy a date with Calvin. I can picture the two of them getting giggly over some wine and rib tips, smoking a Padron "A" together and saving the other for 'later', getting back to Khris' hotel room and pouring hot beans over each other.

Alright, I'm making myself sick.
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Sweet, are you heading down alone?
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Dang, this could turn into a threesome.
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Only if you're coming along handsome.
 
Well, since I am coming down for the Litto event I guess I will take a shot at this contest. Thanks to Calvin and Brad for the contest! Also, thanks to Calvin for being such a good sport.

My dream date with Calvin starts with my arrival at the KC Airport. As I get off the plane I see Jennifer Connelly standing at the gate in a short, tight, low-cut dress, holding a big card with my name on it. I ask her "What's going on?". She says "Brad sent me". She leads me outside to a 1971 Cougar GT CJ 429 and tosses me the keys. We get in and take off with thunderous roar leaving behind a cloud of burnt rubber. Jennifer peals down the top of her dress and tells me to just follow the directions on the GPS while she proceeds to provide me with a nice highway hummer. Arriving at our destination, a gravel quarry, we are greeted by Tony (OpusXKC) and Drew (drew5337) and a huge collection weapons of varying degrees of destruction. We spend the morning shooting, and blowing shit up. At one point Drew points his gun up at a tree and exclaims "Look! a Koala!". I shout "Don't Shoot! Thats not a Koala, you idiot! That's your girlfriend!". Jennifer and I thank Tony and Drew for a great time and head off to Jack Stack. Getting out of the car Jenifer tells me to open the trunk. As I do, out pops Calvin dressed in a gimp suite and a ball gag. Jennifer leads him by a leash into the restaurant. We are seated and Jennifer instructs Calvin to kneel next to her seat. The food arrives and Jennifer puts a plate of food on the floor next to Calvin and removes his ball gag so he may eat. She sternly tells him that if he talks she will deny him his dinner. After dinner we put Calvin back in the trunk and cruise over to the Outlaw. Arriving at the Outlaw we let Calvin out of the trunk and Jennifer removes his gag once again telling him that he may smoke as long as he doesn't speak. Once inside we are greeted by all the Outlaw regulars and Calvin obediently kneels next to Jennifer who lights a cigar for him and puts it in his mouth. After a couple hours of great company, tasty cigars, fine libations and the sweet sound of Calvin's silence it is time to leave. Jennifer and I drop the gimp off at home and rock the night away at a local luxury hotel.


Thanks again for the contest. Since I have already won a couple of Brads contests and have also been the victim of his wrath, I will drop out if anyone who has never been to the Outlaw enters the contest. If you have never been there for an event it is well worth the trip, even if you have to spend a couple hours with Calvin :laugh: .
 
Swifty said:
Well, since I am coming down for the Litto event I guess I will take a shot at this contest. Thanks to Calvin and Brad for the contest! Also, thanks to Calvin for being such a good sport.

My dream date with Calvin starts with my arrival at the KC Airport. As I get off the plane I see Jennifer Connelly standing at the gate in a short, tight, low-cut dress, holding a big card with my name on it. I ask her "What's going on?". She says "Brad sent me". She leads me outside to a 1971 Cougar GT CJ 429 and tosses me the keys. We get in and take off with thunderous roar leaving behind a cloud of burnt rubber. Jennifer peals down the top of her dress and tells me to just follow the directions on the GPS while she proceeds to provide me with a nice highway hummer. Arriving at our destination, a gravel quarry, we are greeted by Tony (OpusXKC) and Drew (drew5337) and a huge collection weapons of varying degrees of destruction. We spend the morning shooting, and blowing shit up. At one point Drew points his gun up at a tree and exclaims "Look! a Koala!". I shout "Don't Shoot! Thats not a Koala, you idiot! That's your girlfriend!". Jennifer and I thank Tony and Drew for a great time and head off to Jack Stack. Getting out of the car Jenifer tells me to open the trunk. As I do, out pops Calvin dressed in a gimp suite and a ball gag. Jennifer leads him by a leash into the restaurant. We are seated and Jennifer instructs Calvin to kneel next to her seat. The food arrives and Jennifer puts a plate of food on the floor next to Calvin and removes his ball gag so he may eat. She sternly tells him that if he talks she will deny him his dinner. After dinner we put Calvin back in the trunk and cruise over to the Outlaw. Arriving at the Outlaw we let Calvin out of the trunk and Jennifer removes his gag once again telling him that he may smoke as long as he doesn't speak. Once inside we are greeted by all the Outlaw regulars and Calvin obediently kneels next to Jennifer who lights a cigar for him and puts it in his mouth. After a couple hours of great company, tasty cigars, fine libations and the sweet sound of Calvin's silence it is time to leave. Jennifer and I drop the gimp off at home and rock the night away at a local luxury hotel.


Thanks again for the contest. Since I have already won a couple of Brads contests and have also been the victim of his wrath, I will drop out if anyone who has never been to the Outlaw enters the contest. If you have never been there for an event it is well worth the trip, even if you have to spend a couple hours with Calvin :laugh: .
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The guys in the chat said that loving Jennifer was a bad idea. If she tied me up, I dont know if I would decline.
 
Khris you got a solid lead (since no one else seems to be coming). Come on gang, Calvin isn't that bad! :whistling:
 
Guys, I just wanna apologize for coming off as a bit of an A-hole to some. I really didnt mean to. I'm going through a lot in my life lately, so I'm really sorry if I came off rude.

I really enjoy talking to you guys nonetheless and still think it's funny what's going on here.

And the contest is still real for the cigar from me, I just like talking cigars with other BOTL. Not too many of my friends that will still talk to me smoke them with me.

And Brad, I'm sorry for being kinda rude to you lately, I owe ya one alright? You're still awesome.:)
 
I'm going to end up giving this to Khris by defalt! Come on gang, someone has to have another story!
 
Yeah, great. They only have to spend one day with him, and leave town with an arm load of goodies. The rest of us are stuck with him.
 
It's a long story I'm not going to go into. It's just hard for me to talk to people.
 
If I was flying out to this event, I'd take you up on it. I'm stuck with the total dissonance of someone being annoying enough to piss Brad off. That takes effort!
 
Man, if I was going, I'd be all over this. I can't believe there aren't more takers!
 
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