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OCCUPATION LIST

Rural Guy said:
I have my own direct mobile children's marketing company, it's small right now, only one vehicle, but I hope to expand soon. My biggest talent is appearing harmless.











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Yeah, I pretty much fell out of my chair, thank you. My "dying hand" is a little sore. Now onto bigger and better things: The First Business Junction on this thread, thanks to Lucia!


Boar, I think we need to talk. With your henching experience, and my extensive experience in the toiletry business (yeah, I do that as a part-part-time along with fruit dying) as well as fruit-dying industry; we need to link up and create a world-based business conglomerate focused entirely on crime boss protection and aviation maintenance. I desire to call it, "BoarDog Masticators Ltd." We can use a cool photo I took earlier today for my cosplay forum:
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PM me for further details.
 
I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
 
insight said:
I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
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Hey WOW I used to do that mate. At a Turkey farm, but i gave it up when a bunch of Turkeys ran at me saying
"Gobble Gobble Gobble"...

Now I live back in New Zealand I chase sheep, not really as a job, more for fun I guess ;)
 
I stand in Harvard Square with a sign. I tried to be a gigolo but business isn't as good as it use to be.
 
I'm a goverment mercenary, I kill anything from reindeer to beer cans......
 
I de-flower virgins. With the the size male organ I have, it seems to be less invasive than utilizing a normal sized organ. I have been told time and time again upon completion, the celibate maiden never knew the procedure was completed. I take great pride in my work knowing I provide such a vital service to the female community.

I also have two part times jobs.

1) I design propulsion systems for low orbit spacecraft.

2) I also lead a team of neuro-specialists performing surgical procedures in the correction of cranial complications.
 
I'm a proctologist.

In my spare time, I like to take drives up long dirt roads.
 
I design and manufacture bed frame feet. You never now what a nice solid set of bed frame feet will do for your sleeping comfort. My designs are always changing due to very harsh competition. I'm constantly having to redesign and come up with new and innovative ideas. It can be very exhausting. In my spare time I make believe I'm a cop, and pull people over at night in a 1992 Honda Accord that I've outfitted with lights and a siren. It can get pretty interesting to say the least! Luckily I haven't been caught yet!
 
Well lad, I won't skylark ya like the rest of these rejects from a vaudeville show. I'm a retired Killing Machine Maintenance technician and pecker checker, and that's no shit.

Doc.
 
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