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breaking me in pass

I'll retrieve it 10 AM Monday morning and mail it out 11AM Monday morning. Post puts and Takes by 1115, and then march my class to the school house at 1145....Anyways Lee, you already put my puts, all I have to do is take my takes...LMAO

Emo
 
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done
there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The
second
man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in
his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You
don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun
is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. :lookup:
 
Anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die is evil and can't be trusted.

Emo
 
* begins to hide behind things from the wrath to follow THAT one!* :0

Dawn! Gargirl! Management does not necessarily agree with anything said by the independently contracted posters on this forum.

.........* starts to feel safer* :thumbs:
 
I gotta tell ya guys, this being my first joined pass, it was a hell of a lot of fun. Thanks J for having me, and the rest of ya for putting up with me :p

What a great experience so far :)
 
Smokintone, ya big ole baby <sniff>

Good to have ya bro!!!

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
 
The mail clerk was over an hour late today, so I couldn't get the same day turnaround like I usually do. I inspected the cigars and all seems to be well. I will post puts and takes tonight around 730 EST...

Emo
 
Takes:

Onyx Reserve Robusto
Ramon Allones
HdM Sultan

Puts:

Chateau Fuente
Montecristo Vintage '93 Cabinet #20
Puros Indios 6ish X 52-54
HdM Ugly Stick

Now the only thing that I didn't like about the pass, LEEBO, was that there wasn't any sharpies or extra bubble wrap to steal...Hmmmm, you would know anything about what happened would you? :p Sorry guys, that was sorta an inside joke between me and the old man.

Emo
 
Yeah, they went out with my pass on Wednesday!


Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Just a joke between the old men!

rotflmao
:sign:
 
I am sure someting else might wiggle it's way in there before it leaves...

Emo

Bob....Bob...you out there? Your the anchor man...<wink>
 
one more stop then she's home

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!

:) :D :p :0 ;) :thumbs: :love: :sign:
 
Sure would love to be there to see your face when you open the Box at the end of your first pass budy. I know you are gonna be doin "The Dance"
 
I could be wrong, but my guess is THIS dance requires NO shoes! :p

* unless rubber overshoes...* ROFL
 
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