• Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

Continue this sentence and make a story

flummoxed, which is such a weird word that it ends up....
 
Eat and savor!!! Not just any balls but Schwetty balls, they glisten with just the right amount of oil, they are salty and sweet, that Pete Schwetty, he sure does have some...
 
Here is under 24 hrs of the story..... hahaha
 
 
When I took the cello
Off of my          
Yo Yo Ma figurine, I felt so accomplished I decided to have a cigar.          
So I reached for my
Shake Weight and vigeriously started to          
Lotioning my ashy knee caps while          
screaming obscenities at the TV. 
Suddenly, from the...          
locked bath room closet, I heard.... 
stand closer, it's shorter than you think!          
"It just looks bigger in the moonlight as it reflects off the...."
bald spot on the top of my head when I.....          
Whisper sweet nothing's as I stand here wearing a...          
speedo and thinking of...
that one time I was at the zoo and the zoo keeper and the kangaroo were....
herfing and exchanging cigars before...
Clint arrived to surprise us all....
with the fact that he is not a grumpy 60 year old man. Hes a...
...a douche bag instead. But when he heard that insult...          
His eyes lit up, he got a big smile on his face and said...
I like tator tots! and proceeded to....
...eat tator tots that he pulled from his front pockets that were once frozen, but had been warmed by the heat of his...
flatulence-you know that gasser that tries to stay in the drawers but eventually slides its way up front.          
And he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin...
I wonder who's balls those were just pressed up tight upon my chin....could it of been......
.....that they really weren't balls, but.....
...a subconscious longing for for the days of my youth. You know....the ones I spent at 
Leavenworth penitentiary, where I was doing time for...          
smuggling American cigars into Cuba.          
But that wasn't it, it really reminded me of...
What could possibly be the longest thread in history, but...          
the only one who knows me deep down is Miley Cyrus and her....
used tampon that I love to use for...
Stirring my bloody Mary's after a night of          
Justin Bieber twerks in honor of          
in honor of....... Tall Pauls huge pair of..........
pinky fingers, that come in handy
When he's tweaking his wife's          
.....extraordinary set of..............
walkway pavers, which apparently come in two sizes.            
but it's not the size of the pavers but....
the quantity that wins you a 5er of....          
sleepless nights that leave you wondering,
if the cake is a lie. If it is then the entire world in which we've known has been...
flummoxed, which is such a weird word that it ends up....
Over your head like a....
wet paper bag on a cold wintery night in the city known as...... 
Blue Ball, PA-somehow, it just keeps coming back to balls.          
Yes, balls...but not just any balls, but the kind of balls that we...          
Eat and savor!!! Not just any balls but Schwetty balls, they glisten with just the right amount of oil, they are salty and sweet, that Pete Schwetty, he sure does have some...          
tasty....
fragrant, flavored nuts, and don't forget about....
It ALWAYS comes back to balls because.....
everyone here loves a good set of.....
 
Whale testicles, with their salty flavors and briny finish, but they are only served in the finest...
 
Top