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*Oh awesome this has now become a picture book* Now the fun really begins!
 
This way to the Hogwarts!!!!......He exclaimed as he finished wiping off his................
 
..then decides to actually send the hairy, plume ladened cigars to Brent and writes a note to slip in the box, "Sneeds, you still a switch hitter in the sack?".....
 
...that 55 gallon drum of hand lotion you bought at Costco with hopes it lasts the night because Jonesy, Clint, and T36twocents are going to be there to join in the...
 
orgy at the hotel where the Hawaiian Tropic girls had invited them. Ironpeddler was going to be videotaping the whole thing since he couldn't join in due to...
 
the poor bastard's Viagra allergy. But that never stops him because he always brings his....
 
from ironpeddler. After using it, I noticed it had some sort of
 
phone number written in ink on it. Curiousity placed the call and what a surprise to have the call answered by....
 
...Tiger Woods.  And boy was he upset.  I asked if he knew Ironpeddler and he said "Wow, I haven't heard that name since....
 
my bachelor party when he introduced me to his ex-girlfriend, porn star Holly Sampson. That's when I learned ironpeddler could...
 
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