Guts and Balls. What you need to know.

[Devil Doc]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


There are no differences in medical outcomes, however.

Both are fatal.

Doc

 

[Joebunaga]

Good one Doc, gonna have to pass this one along.

 

[Light this!]

Very good Doc. Too bad I don't have Balls or Guts!

 

[whopper]

Either one of those would get me Knee capped.

 

[whylieineedacigar]

:laugh: Will deferentially pass this one also.. Good one.

 

[extremeXconcepts]

Haha nice.

 

[BlindedByScience]

My wife has reminded me "....you have to sleep, sometime....".  

 

[tone-ny]

Either option is deadly!

 

[ironpeddler]

Now you tell me....

 

[BigBear]

and all this time I thought that whizzing sound every now & then was bumble bees or something. 
Thanks for sharing Doc.

 

[jfields]

My wife let me know that she'd run my penis over with her car...... After she had cut it off and shoved it down my throat.

 

[bfreebern]

One fits in a purse, the other one doesn't.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

:whistling:  :whistling:  :whistling: 
 

 

[4cbln3]

Much needed laughs today, thanks Doc! 

 

[Bayamos]

Good one.

 

[ironpeddler]

:whistling:  :whistling:  :whistling:
 

 
haha....

 

[Backslide]

That was great Doc