HEY!
Cease and desist any and all talk of 'fishy' without proper payment and permission, for Blessed is he who in the name of Swissy and goodwill shepherds the weak through the river of fish, for he is truly his BOTL's keeper and the finder of lost cigars. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my name. And you will know my name is the Swissy when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Huh? Was any of that English?
And why is Swissy playing Jesus. I mean, not that Swissy-Jesus wouldn't be welcome or anything because, well, he takes a fish and turns it into like, five thousand pounds of smoked fish. I'm talking like, boatloads of smoked fish, because Swissy-Jesus has to be able to do miracles and stuff. And feed a bunch of regular people smoked fish who have never tasted the heavenly taste of Swissy-Jesus' Smoked Fish™.
All hail Swissy-Jesus! And Praise His Name
Swissy-Jesus, we love thee
Swissy-Jesus, we praise thee
Swissy-Jesus, you are the way
the way to sweet, tasty
tasty smoked fish
He guides us, He holds us
He makes us smile when we are sad
Swissy-Jesus loves us
and feeds our faces with fish!
Swissy-Jesus, we love thee
Swissy-Jesus, we praise thee
Swissy-Jesus, you are the way
the way to sweet, tasty
tasty smoked fish
He makes our spirits strong
And makes our faces not-so-long
He will feed us
He will nurture us
He will show us
The way of the smoked fish
Swissy-Jesus, we love thee
Swissy-Jesus, we praise thee
Swissy-Jesus, you are the way
the way to sweet, tasty
tasty smoked fish!