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pulls herself up..pulls out a cigar and lights a match on the monkeys head.....
 
takes a long slow draw and says (with here best john wayne voice ).......
 
The monkey replies, you aint got the nads to fu*k with me... do ya... he then grabs a.....
 
corn covered toe, she lets out a bellowing scream and grabs a cigar cutter and.......
 
clips off his finger! she thenlifts him by te shoulders as he struggles,looks into his eyes when....
 
...monkey's uncle. Relieved that the monkey and the girl had spent so much time battleing, I proceeded to read the markings on the package.
 
u.s. customs? they tried to keep my package,those dirty......
 
handprints on the outside of the package spoke volumes. It was right then my shoe phone went off Ring ring, I looked arround and everything was amazingly quiet so I answered the phone and the first words I heard where....
 
this is the chief! i'm still waiting for you to get here with that chick, my rum and the cigars, get over here NOW!!
 
Well, I'd finally had it with the chief, I was going to give him a piece of my mind! I said, "Listen here you little....
 
...pig, if you want the goods, then come get 'em yourself!
 
the response I got from him confimed my worse fears - the chiefs death had been stagged for some unknown reason. But when he said..
 
So I figured, "what the hell, I am fired anyway" so I told him all about the....
 
bannana, the box, the redhead and the monkeys, but I don't think he cared because...
 
He was laughing the whole time, then it hit me, The Cheif is ticklish on his...
 
right ear, which happens to be the same right ear that he holds the phone to when he talks. I decided to pull out a...
 
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