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The foot of a Ashton VSG enchantment, that was already lit. But he can't stand wasting good smokes, and used a.....
 
Just then, Beast heard the call and he rushed over with a Montecristo #2 hanging from his lip and....
 
But just then, Mr T busted through the door and yelled, "Cut with the jibba jabba, gimme that cigar!". But...
 
PB came runnin through and grbbed the Opus and set fire to the foot with his trusty wind proof Colibri, just as he took the first good draw....
 
The explosion was so hot it set fire to PB's face, but it wasn't is face that burned, it was just a mask, PB was really MattR...
 
... the blast was felt as far as away as Leebo's house where the ground shook from the shrapnel of cigars from the bomb.

(hehehehe)
 
In the dust and solitude of the aftermath you could hear a distant sound approaching. Damn could it be ? No it's not Ohh my god look it's .......
 
Ole Leebo managed to fire off one rocket before the devistation and it was headed straight for... :0
 
........some poor cigar smoking slob who has no idea of the carnage headed his way.

if i could just get there and intercept that rocket i could probably save a life!

meanwhile......
 
...the poor cigar smoking slob had just settled down with a glass of JW blue and a VSG. He looked in the sky and wondered why it was much brighter tonight than...
 
last night. But then he remembered hearing on the news, there was going to be a once-in-a-lifetime...
 
Double Moons created by a fluke atmosphere condition. It looked to him as if there was actually twin moons but in fact it was simply.
 
Dawn standing over him with the moonlight reflecting in her eyes. Wait a second, why was he laying down on the ground? That's right, someone had...
 
whacked him over the head with a bottle of rum and took his VSG. He tried to stand up, but the combination of the bump on the head plus the night sky had him...
 
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