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guy who has sells Colibra butane so he could refill his lighter! Leebo pitched the Garcia y Vegas and was off to mooch some Trini's from Kenny, who had just received a recent order! Well, it wasn't long before he caught up with Kenny and just as he was laying on the mooch, ......... :D
 
In burst PB Brown with the rat-a-tat-tat of a triple flame Colibri lighter... PB said.....
 
Hell with the Trinis, give me those damn OpusX Colibras, I got the torch, if you got the time. And just as he was about to put a flame to the Colibra he seperated from the braid, in walks Carlito himself with...
 
a really nasty rash, at least thats what it looks like by the way he was scratching his......
 
arm. "anyone have any Lanocaine?" exclamed Carlito. "Hey, what are you planning on doing with that Opus?" Leebo looked at PB, who was looking at Carlito scratching and said....
 
"we gonna burn em Carltio, isn't that why you rolled em?" To that Carlito replied....
 
"Actually no," Carlito said, "The Opus was never meant to be smoked, you see, the Cigar Family is planning on taking over the world, and Opus is the new currency." PB looked puzzled, turned to Leebo, who replied,.....
 
"don't look at me, I don't know what's going on. I only came here for the....
 
Lars killer, pointed it at PB, but it jammed. Meanwhile, Leebo slipped out the back door right into the arms of......
 
Marvin the Martian who screamed "now i have you earth creature, wait a minute, your not that damned bugs bunny, but the red head over there dead in the floor will work for my experiment with.........
 
That big hairy monster that bugs had to fight in the witch's castle... now what was it's name again? Oh, that's right, I remember now, it was.....
 
Fred NO? certainly he was not to be confused with
Hugo the abominable snowman

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As PB tried over and ovar again yet he fumbled with his.....
 
Acid def seas that he just recieved in the mail, betting that the pleasant aroma might subdue the hairy beast long enough for pb to take advantage of him by tying him up, shaving him and.........
 
finding out what that thing really looks like without all the hair.
The problem was when the creature smelled teh aroma he got more nasty and then he.
 
Made a strangled little gagging sound, keeled over, and collapsed. The noxious fumes were just too much! The monsters dying words (yes, he can speak - he just chose not to with Bugs Bunny around) were, "Find Henry - he must be destroyed. He is evil incarnate! That man is a menace, he's... he's... arrgghhhh". That was all that was to be heard form the monster.
 
which he carved into the stone so that future seekers of the trini grail might be able to find their way to the humidor aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrhrhhhhh
 
Meanwhile, back downtown, our hero had other matter to contend to...
 
15 semi nude clones of the red head..or was one the the original...they surrounded him as he tried to burst through them one beat hin to the ground with a large box of cohibas....
 
while the other 14 beat him with C.A.O. torpedos... or were they?
 
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