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Lone Wolf Give a Way !!!!!!

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gibu

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Heres the deal. I have three table humi's and I'm resisting expanding into a frigidor at all costs. ( I can't afford the table humi's little lone filling a full size refrigerator ) Things are to the point I even had to remove the decorative brass humidifiers in my nicest humi's lid just to have more room to close the lid. Now I have 5 Hemmingway classics comming and there is NO room for them.

One little thing about me is I can't throw anything away. Not even dog rockets. As such I still have about 7 or 8 Lone Wolf Churchills I got a couple years ago. I sure could use that room they're taking up, but who to give them to? I have already given 18 away over the years and everyone I know is on to me now. If someone will confess their sins here, admit they want them, and tell me why I should send em to them, then I will. I will also include a little bonus pack with one of the Hemmingways and a couple ISOM's as well.

Don't worry, your among friends here, we won't juge you. You can be honest and open here about your deepest darkest desires, funny would be good as well.
 
I've never had a lone wolf. I might try one. Maybe. possibly.

If not, they would become good ammo for when I'm golfing with my buddy who lights a cigar and gets rid of it in a couple of minutes. Just a thought.
 
gibu said:
Heres the deal. I have three table humi's and I'm resisting expanding into a frigidor at all costs. ( I can't afford the table humi's little lone filling a full size refrigerator ) Things are to the point I even had to remove the decorative brass humidifiers in my nicest humi's lid just to have more room to close the lid. Now I have 5 Hemmingway classics comming and there is NO room for them.

One little thing about me is I can't throw anything away. Not even dog rockets. As such I still have about 7 or 8 Lone Wolf Churchills I got a couple years ago. I sure could use that room they're taking up, but who to give them to? I have already given 18 away over the years and everyone I know is on to me now. If someone will confess their sins here, admit they want them, and tell me why I should send em to them, then I will. I will also include a little bonus pack with one of the Hemmingways and a couple ISOM's as well.

Don't worry, your among friends here, we won't juge you. You can be honest and open here about your deepest darkest desires, funny would be good as well.
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Here you go bro: I am in the Coast Guard and don't make a lot of money. Which is cool for me, becasue there are plenty of inexpensive cigars I like to smoke. But being in the Coast Guard stationed on a ship, every time we get cigar liberty underway, I have every swinging d!(% asking me for a cigar. Being the cigar ambassador I am, I happily oblige, knowing full well it will be ditched after 15 minutes. At least if I were giving away Lone Wolves, that are made for a couple of prominent actors, I'd know that they'd enjoy them that much more.... LOL

Emo
 
ricmac25 said:
S#!T, Emo even got my vote with that one, LOL.
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I didn't embellish or add a writers creative color... Just tellin it like it is. Except for 1 minor detail, if it is one of my buddies, I don't hand him a $1 sitck, he gets a $3 stick. LOL

Emo
 
I've still never been bombed! :(



















Heck, you can't blame me for trying, can ya? :p
 
Hey Dave, didn't I bomb you a few months ago?


You see, that's why I really need the smokes. I gave away all of my cigars and haven't even been able to smoke since my last bombing run :(












Did it work? ???
 
DaveWF said:
I've still never been bombed! :(



















Heck, you can't blame me for trying, can ya? :p
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Oh Davey boy...didn't you say you told your wonderful wife you were going to stop smoking cigars? We couldnn't rightfully set you up for failure now could we?

Emo

:lookup: Just busting your chops brother :lookup:
 
What I actually told her was that I would not buy anymore cigars. I would simply continue smoking until they were gone, then that was it.

Bombing is a perfectly legal loophole for me.

Lobestar, are you sure it was me that you bombed? The only packages I received for months now were stick-for-stick trades and box-passes. Am I missing a bombing somewhere?? :lookup:

Figures..... Poor Dave never gets bombed, and then the ONE time someone did it, the P.O. lost it! ???


Dave :sign:
 
'bombed' is when someone sends a quantity of smokes to another dude just because he feels like it, or the guy deserves it, or because it is tues..
It is a free offering of cool smokes to a friend.

And, Dave, the monkey-naming prize was kind-of a bomb. It was a thank-you for the name pack.

While I, aside from a nice newbie present from Joe M. when I first got here have never been 'bombed'.

Okay, for my tale:
-College student, working three jobs: Bouncer $7/hr., Lifeguard $8/hr., prep-cook $5.25/hr. ???
(almost all of this has gone to school)
-Taking a summer calculus class so my fall schedule will be less than 18 cred. :lookup:

-My school decided to raise tuition by ~1,700, plus a $100 fee for a better gym. :angry:

-Neither Lifeguarding or prep-cooking gave me a raise, even after I have worked multiple years for both.
:sneaky:
-That and I have two friends with no jobs that say "Dude, where's my cigar, you have some I want one." Or, "that looks good, let me puff.(then 1/2 of the cigar dissapears.)" :angry: :sneaky:

-That and, as I have no cigar $$ (as it will all go to books, minus of course the cost to send out my pass in a week and a little for mailing out Coigar Lotto winnings.), I am smoking through my small humi and I am trying to sell almost all of my ISOMs so I can buy books. :(
 
Smokes has a good post there, but maybe he doesn't have much time to smoke lots of cigars! I am still partial to Emo's post and while I think that he should win:

My wife and I have to live in Reform Alabama! We have been here for the last three months and will still be here for two or three more months. Reform Alabama for christsake! There is no laundry hook-up in the house we are renting, there is no laundry mat in this town, and so we have to drive 50 minutes to the nearest laundry-matted town to do laundry. It took five weeks to get the phone company to set us up a phone account and number. The house has one (1) phone jack. The electricity cuts off if it is too windy outside. I had to buy a decoy owl to mount on the backyard fence because our neighbor's rooster sits there in the morning and wakes up the baby at 5:00 am. The fence is two feet from the baby's room window. The house doesn't have a mailbox so I had to get a PO box. The house has a broken down 25 foot boat rotting in the backyard. My wife swears she was attacked by a goat yesterday and a skunk sprayed our front door last week. Our neighbor has altheimer's and gives us a pound of okra and a tupperware of banana pudding every monday. We hate both. Our lab got attacked by fire ants last month and is scared to go outside. And if you are thinking that Reform has a huge, wonderful cigar shop, it doesn't.
 
good post, but if you are in the middle of nowhere, how will the cigars get to you?
;)
I agree that I do not have a lot of time during the day, that is why I try to smoke 2-3 a week only after 10:30 at night, sometimes latter.

Emo's is pretty good too, I reccomend we split the pack between us. (4 to each?)
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Blair, Send me the 'nanner puddin'. I love the stuff.

I like Okri (okra) too! :D
 
Wow, we got a lot of front runners going neck and neck now. I'm so moved I may have to actually order some Lone Wolves heaven forbid. :D :sign:

Very good points guys, I'm not sure how long to let this run. Cople more days perhaps to give all those closet lone wolf smokers a chance.

Keep the stories comin guys your about to make me cry. :sign: :sign:
 
Ah come on guys.... there has to be more of you out there that secretly crave such fine examples of craftsmanship. So far the biggest desire has been for mooch fodder. I can't really disagree there. Lets hear some more sob stories guys.
 
gibu said:
Ah come on guys.... there has to be more of you out there that secretly crave such fine examples of craftsmanship. So far the biggest desire has been for mooch fodder. I can't really disagree there. Lets hear some more sob stories guys.
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I think that everyone who had planned on posting decided that their life wasn't so bad, after reading my post. :(

:D
 
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