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My house just imploded... TIMES 2!

Tall Paul

Tall Paul

"insecure little bitch"
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So with this finally my first week back to work I am swamped and had to pull some OT yesterday and today to catch up. Well yesterday I am out the door early at 2 am and somewhere around 1:30 pm I get a call from the wife and I can hear a bit of worry in her voice from the other end of the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm currently on a roof freezing my ass off. What's up?" I reply. "Did you order something from Amazon?" She asks with a curious sound to her voice. "No I didn't order anything why" I said. "Well there is a box here from Amazon with your name on it." said my curious wife. "Okay well I'll take care of it when I get home. I have to go I love you" I concluded. "I love you too" She said still with a very suspicious sound to her voice. The next couple hours I spent at work on that roof freezing my ass off wondering what the hell did I order. I can tell she is curious not that she wants something but after being laid up all winter I may have exercised the credit card a bit to keep myself busy. I walk in the house around 4:30 pm frozen to the core to see this box sitting on the table. As I approach it I begin to realize that the box is not from Amazon but it is a recycled amazon box sent from a Bill's Furniture from CA. Now I'm really confused and I tear the top open to find another Amazon box inside. I rip that one open and BOOM! I mean there was a Nuke packed in there. DAMN Bill (CigSid) you have some amazing timing. I mean this didn't make my day or week it made my winter bro! After the past 10 weeks this was the greatest surprise I could get. Once the dust settled the wife walked into the dining room to see the look of aw on my face "what's wrong, and how much did that cost" she asked. "Nothing it was a gift" I replay and then begin to describe them to her and she was just as shocked as me. She was more glad to find out there was no new charges coming onto the credit card... :laugh:
 
Thank you again Bill I am truly stunned!
Paul
 
Nice shot!  Something tells me there will be return fire- this could get ugly
 
Tall Paul said:
So with this finally my first week back to work I am swamped and had to pull some OT yesterday and today to catch up. Well yesterday I am out the door early at 2 am and somewhere around 1:30 pm I get a call from the wife and I can hear a bit of worry in her voice from the other end of the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm currently on a roof freezing my ass off. What's up?" I reply. "Did you order something from Amazon?" She asks with a curious sound to her voice. "No I didn't order anything why" I said. "Well there is a box here from Amazon with your name on it." said my curious wife. "Okay well I'll take care of it when I get home. I have to go I love you" I concluded. "I love you too" She said still with a very suspicious sound to her voice. The next couple hours I spent at work on that roof freezing my ass off wondering what the hell did I order. I can tell she is curious not that she wants something but after being laid up all winter I may have exercised the credit card a bit to keep myself busy. I walk in the house around 4:30 pm frozen to the core to see this box sitting on the table. As I approach it I begin to realize that the box is not from Amazon but it is a recycled amazon box sent from a Bill's Furniture from CA. Now I'm really confused and I tear the top open to find another Amazon box inside. I rip that one open and BOOM! I mean there was a Nuke packed in there. DAMN Bill (CigSid) you have some amazing timing. I mean this didn't make my day or week it made my winter bro! After the past 10 weeks this was the greatest surprise I could get. Once the dust settled the wife walked into the dining room to see the look of aw on my face "what's wrong, and how much did that cost" she asked. "Nothing it was a gift" I replay and then begin to describe them to her and she was just as shocked as me. She was more glad to find out there was no new charges coming onto the credit card... :laugh:
 
Thank you again Bill I am truly stunned!
Paul
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You are very welcome Paul. Sorry about the recycled Amazon box, I will know better next time  :)  Enjoy, my friend!
 
CigSid said:
 
So with this finally my first week back to work I am swamped and had to pull some OT yesterday and today to catch up. Well yesterday I am out the door early at 2 am and somewhere around 1:30 pm I get a call from the wife and I can hear a bit of worry in her voice from the other end of the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm currently on a roof freezing my ass off. What's up?" I reply. "Did you order something from Amazon?" She asks with a curious sound to her voice. "No I didn't order anything why" I said. "Well there is a box here from Amazon with your name on it." said my curious wife. "Okay well I'll take care of it when I get home. I have to go I love you" I concluded. "I love you too" She said still with a very suspicious sound to her voice. The next couple hours I spent at work on that roof freezing my ass off wondering what the hell did I order. I can tell she is curious not that she wants something but after being laid up all winter I may have exercised the credit card a bit to keep myself busy. I walk in the house around 4:30 pm frozen to the core to see this box sitting on the table. As I approach it I begin to realize that the box is not from Amazon but it is a recycled amazon box sent from a Bill's Furniture from CA. Now I'm really confused and I tear the top open to find another Amazon box inside. I rip that one open and BOOM! I mean there was a Nuke packed in there. DAMN Bill (CigSid) you have some amazing timing. I mean this didn't make my day or week it made my winter bro! After the past 10 weeks this was the greatest surprise I could get. Once the dust settled the wife walked into the dining room to see the look of aw on my face "what's wrong, and how much did that cost" she asked. "Nothing it was a gift" I replay and then begin to describe them to her and she was just as shocked as me. She was more glad to find out there was no new charges coming onto the credit card... :laugh:
 
Thank you again Bill I am truly stunned!
Paul
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You are very welcome Paul. Sorry about the recycled Amazon box, I will know better next time  :)  Enjoy, my friend!
 
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Hey, it's all good. I recycle Wal Mart bags as packaging most times, it's about all we have at the house in excess to fill the voids, when shipping cigars.
 
:sign:
 
bfreebern said:
 
 


So with this finally my first week back to work I am swamped and had to pull some OT yesterday and today to catch up. Well yesterday I am out the door early at 2 am and somewhere around 1:30 pm I get a call from the wife and I can hear a bit of worry in her voice from the other end of the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm currently on a roof freezing my ass off. What's up?" I reply. "Did you order something from Amazon?" She asks with a curious sound to her voice. "No I didn't order anything why" I said. "Well there is a box here from Amazon with your name on it." said my curious wife. "Okay well I'll take care of it when I get home. I have to go I love you" I concluded. "I love you too" She said still with a very suspicious sound to her voice. The next couple hours I spent at work on that roof freezing my ass off wondering what the hell did I order. I can tell she is curious not that she wants something but after being laid up all winter I may have exercised the credit card a bit to keep myself busy. I walk in the house around 4:30 pm frozen to the core to see this box sitting on the table. As I approach it I begin to realize that the box is not from Amazon but it is a recycled amazon box sent from a Bill's Furniture from CA. Now I'm really confused and I tear the top open to find another Amazon box inside. I rip that one open and BOOM! I mean there was a Nuke packed in there. DAMN Bill (CigSid) you have some amazing timing. I mean this didn't make my day or week it made my winter bro! After the past 10 weeks this was the greatest surprise I could get. Once the dust settled the wife walked into the dining room to see the look of aw on my face "what's wrong, and how much did that cost" she asked. "Nothing it was a gift" I replay and then begin to describe them to her and she was just as shocked as me. She was more glad to find out there was no new charges coming onto the credit card... :laugh:
 
Thank you again Bill I am truly stunned!
Paul
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You are very welcome Paul. Sorry about the recycled Amazon box, I will know better next time  :)  Enjoy, my friend!
 
Click to expand...
 
Hey, it's all good. I recycle Wal Mart bags as packaging most times, it's about all we have at the house in excess to fill the voids, when shipping cigars.
 
:sign:
 


I do the same thing with food store bags... The box wasn't a problem the wife was just busting my balls in fun. She's a good woman!
Thanks for all the kind words everyone!
 
Paul
 
Okay so after work today I open the mailbox and I am blown across the street. When I come to laying in the snow bank I put the pieces of this SECOND package together to find it is from "Bill's Jet Ski Parts" from CA... LOL 
 
Bill (CigSid)  I can't even explain how thankful I am for the sticks you sent my friend. OVER THE TOP!
 
Thank you so much brother!
Paul

 
 
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