The doors are off, mail ladies pregnant, and I cant find my dog!!!

[ConDaddy]

Well I just wanted to start by saying, this all started with me offering to grant with wish of a Fellow brother. Then this guy we all know and love called @jfields jumps in and is like do you really want to mess him up?! Well I'm always down for the destruction of someones mailbox so I like sure lets do this!! Well we coordinate our bombs to the brother and both arrive yesterday. Hurray great feelings all around, our brother Aaron is happy and joyful. Story should end here right?!?


Well FUCK ME!!! I decide that its safe to go outside when all of a sudden there is this shockwave that absolutely rips the doors off my house. I see the mail lady on the ground rolling around in discomfort, and well guess what looks to be a USPS box sitting there all shiny like nothing happened. Well you go and try to do something nice for a brother and this guy just takes it to the next level. More Sephora for the wife is on the way because if you know @jfields you know these were just your everyday Ghurka ceegars.


Thank you soo much brother, this was way too much and hope someday I can pay it back or pay it forward!!

Not 100% sure how the mail lady got pregnant, she did say her name was Mary and had just been holding the package next to her stomach when she delivered. I can only assume?!?

 

[kann]

Awesome! Well-played shenanigans, my friends!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Nice.

 

[Pugman1943]

Great to see this happen, maybe you should get together with @Eqwhipped , he can do windows, you can do doors and maybe get a better discount together?

 

[CBoukal]

Nice job John!!!!! Great target. Sounds like Steve is in the market for an additional humidor.

 

[TexasTraveler]

Great Hit!!!

 

[CgarDan]

Mr Fields at his best

 

[CigSid]

This is awesome!!

 

[jfields]

Thanks for the laugh brother… Tell your mail lady I said thanks for taking such good care of my “package”.

 

[Eqwhipped]

Great to see this happen, maybe you should get together with @Eqwhipped , he can do windows, you can do doors and maybe get a better discount together?

That's a great idea, bet we can get a group discount!!! Awesome hit, this place is just overflowing with generosity.

 

[modo22]

OMG! If that is your mail lady, I am moving in!! Those ASU students looking for work huh?
Also, nice hit John!!

 

[ConDaddy]

OMG! If that is your mail lady, I am moving in!! Those ASU students looking for work huh?
Also, nice hit John!!

Why the hell do you think i buy so many damn cigars?!?!

 

[tone-ny]

John as always, taking care of the troops!

 

[bfreebern]

If your mail lady is pregnant, it wasn’t John.

 

[jfields]

If your mail lady is pregnant, it wasn’t John.

I dunno…. If that girl showed up at my door, I’m pretty sure my vasectomy would reverse itself.

 

[Gavin]

Nice hit! If he didn’t have room for the cigars, he’ll make the room!

 

[Acclaym]

Nice one!

 

[Nate1977]

Well play John

 

[JoeMO]

Well played and damn!

 

[PaulTra]

Great hit!!