kann
One Leg Of Fury.
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then you can't have a cigar."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then you can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips!"
Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then you can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips!"
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
Thanksgiving is over, so I went ahead and put up our Christmas tree…
You are welcome
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake Dip
Little Debbie Christmas tree cake dip is the latest delicious trend to take the internet by store. This festive dip combines the popular snack cake with a creamy sweet dessert dip to make the most fun treat of the holiday season!
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dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
You are welcome
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake Dip
Little Debbie Christmas tree cake dip is the latest delicious trend to take the internet by store. This festive dip combines the popular snack cake with a creamy sweet dessert dip to make the most fun treat of the holiday season!
ho-leeee crap!!!
cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
My son did this to my nephew, his cousin, and the best part is that my nephew is nearly deaf from his time as a musician and didn't hear it ...... but everyone who got in my nephews trucks said "what in the hell is that noise"
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
This kid, at 6 years old, is my hero…
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A snail got run over by a turtle.
He called the police who asked "did you see any identifying marks?"
The snail said "oh, it happened so fast!"
He called the police who asked "did you see any identifying marks?"
The snail said "oh, it happened so fast!"
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cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
PaulTra
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
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I use to prank friends by putting zip ties around the drive shaft of their vehicles.
I've heard stories about them ripping holes in some poly fuel tanks ~30 years ago.
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
