Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Captain B said:
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs?


Matt



What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the water?


Bob
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Hanging on a wall? Art

In a hole? Phil

In a mailbox? Bill

In the garden? Herb

At the casino? Chip

In a tree? Russell

Being towed by a boat? Skip

In a hot tub? Stu

Under a car? Jack

With a pet cat? Claude

Driving a car? Rex
 
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A man is jogging along the beach when he comes across a women with no arms or legs, lying on a blanket, crying. He asks the women why she was crying, and she replied that "she's never been kissed before". So the man gives her a kiss and goes on his way.
The next day, the man's jogging along the beach, once again comes across the same women, no arms, no legs, and she's crying. So the man asks the women what was wrong. She replied that she's never been screwed before! So the man picks up the women and throws her in the water, and replies, "You're screwed now!"
 
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