Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Thoughts]

What is the only 4 letter sport that starts with a T?

Golf....

 

[CBoukal]

Why can’t witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies

 

[Scap]

Why can’t witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies

Crystal balls too.

 

[Scap]

What is the only 4 letter sport that starts with a T?

Golf....

Sprung this on the office golfer.....he couldn't solve it.

 

[jbfurdog]

Glad to see thing get back on track after I derailed it there. Hehe

 

[CBoukal]

For @Thoughts

 

[kann]

For @Thoughts
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I don't get it...

 

[jbfurdog]

A man went to a zoo. The only animal was a dog. It was a shit-zu.

 

[drunkfish3]

Why isn't a koala bear a real bear?

Because they aren't koala-fied

 

[PaulTra]

Why isn't a koala bear a real bear?

Because they aren't koala-fied

Because they are marsupials.

 

[jbfurdog]

Because they are marsupials.

There always that one guy

 

[Scap]

A man went to a zoo. The only animal was a dog. It was a shit-zu.

Got some good laughs out of this one

 

[Thoughts]

What dog do you get when you mix a pit bull and a shitzu?

a bullshit dog...

not as good as the zoo joke but made me remember it

 

[ConDaddy]

 

[jbfurdog]

How can the cemetery raise it's burial costs and blame it on the cost of living?

 

[CarsonTheCat]

Sounds exactly like something my dad would have come up with. I got the same sense of humor as he did, and I'm always coming up with revised lyrics to popular songs!

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Scap]

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Wow, some friend....lol

Had a shallot whip my ass the other evening. Wife thought it was hysterical, but I was looking for a tear gas canister.

 

[kann]

 

[CigSid]