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Topic is called WHY? Please "add"<--Edited to the List if you can think of any funny things as listed below. These are some I found that I also said, WHY?
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
4. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
5. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
6. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
7. Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
8. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
9. Why are mattresses on sale everyday? Is there ever a day they are not?
10. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
11. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
12. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
13. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
14. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn't all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?’
15. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
16. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
17. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
18. Why do we drive on Parkways? and Park on Driveways?
19. Why is it, we say "Slept like a baby?" when babies wake up every 2 hrs?
20. Why does the doctor leave the room when they ask you to get undressed? When they are going to come back in and look anyway?
21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkly Little Star have the same tune?.........Stop singing and keep reading....
22. Why do we think that pushing the elevator button more then once, makes the elevator come faster?
23. Why do we pay money to go to the top of sky scrapers......And then pay more money to use the binoculars to see back to the ground?
24. Why is "Bra" singular? and "Panties" Plural?
25. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
26. Why do we call the person we invest all our money with a "BROKER?"
27. Why when you transport something by car its called a "Shipment" but when transported by Ship its called "Cargo?"
28. Why is the Alphabet in that order?
29. Why is the word "Abbreviation" so long?
30. Why is "No." the abbreviation for the word, "number" - when there is no letter "o" in the word? - JayBay
31. Why are the keys on the keyboard, placed in the order they are?
32. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
33. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
34. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
35. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
36. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
37. Why do you have to rinse dishes before they go in the dish washer? Why does the US Dollar hold value when there is nothing backing it, ie gold? - CMontoya79
38. Why does beard hair come closer to being the texture of pubic hair, rather than the hair on your head? - BigBear
39. Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f*ck in the first place - OutlawD
40. Why is it called a Toothbrush? Instead of teeth brush? Anyone who only has a TOOTH....im pretty sure is not using one.
41. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
4. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
5. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
6. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
7. Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
8. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
9. Why are mattresses on sale everyday? Is there ever a day they are not?
10. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
11. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
12. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
13. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
14. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn't all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?’
15. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
16. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
17. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
18. Why do we drive on Parkways? and Park on Driveways?
19. Why is it, we say "Slept like a baby?" when babies wake up every 2 hrs?
20. Why does the doctor leave the room when they ask you to get undressed? When they are going to come back in and look anyway?
21. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkly Little Star have the same tune?.........Stop singing and keep reading....
22. Why do we think that pushing the elevator button more then once, makes the elevator come faster?
23. Why do we pay money to go to the top of sky scrapers......And then pay more money to use the binoculars to see back to the ground?
24. Why is "Bra" singular? and "Panties" Plural?
25. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
26. Why do we call the person we invest all our money with a "BROKER?"
27. Why when you transport something by car its called a "Shipment" but when transported by Ship its called "Cargo?"
28. Why is the Alphabet in that order?
29. Why is the word "Abbreviation" so long?
30. Why is "No." the abbreviation for the word, "number" - when there is no letter "o" in the word? - JayBay
31. Why are the keys on the keyboard, placed in the order they are?
32. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
33. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
34. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
35. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
36. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
37. Why do you have to rinse dishes before they go in the dish washer? Why does the US Dollar hold value when there is nothing backing it, ie gold? - CMontoya79
38. Why does beard hair come closer to being the texture of pubic hair, rather than the hair on your head? - BigBear
39. Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f*ck in the first place - OutlawD
40. Why is it called a Toothbrush? Instead of teeth brush? Anyone who only has a TOOTH....im pretty sure is not using one.
41. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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