You might be a Newbie

[hudsonvalley]

Again apologies to Foxworthy. Please add your own.

You might be a newbie if....

 

[hudsonvalley]

You ask if the cello should be on or off.


Your first post is to sell something.


You ask what everyone thinks of Macanudos.

 

[hudsonvalley]

If after 30 posts you piss off a FOG and tell everyone how many PM's you got supporting you.....




You might be a Newbie

 

[Swissy]

you post in the wrong forum

 

[hudsonvalley]

Your wish list includes La Fincas

 

[knightlaird]

Greetings! You might be a newbie if...White Owl and Phillies cigars are your favorite smokes...or if you believe that old shoe boxes make excellent humidors...or if you think that a toenail clipper makes a great cigar cutter. Regards, knightlaird

 

[sack]

Greetings! You might be a newbie if...White Owl and Phillies cigars are your favorite smokes...or if you believe that old shoe boxes make excellent humidors...or if you think that a toenail clipper makes a great cigar cutter. Regards, knightlaird

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hhhmmmm! nail clippers you say?

 

[CoventryCat86]

Greetings! You might be a newbie if...White Owl and Phillies cigars are your favorite smokes...or if you believe that old shoe boxes make excellent humidors...or if you think that a toenail clipper makes a great cigar cutter. Regards, knightlaird

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Damn. I guess I won't tell anyone about my toenail clipper idea....... :blush: :laugh:

 

[Strayvector]

you think that anytime a Cuban cigar tastes bad, that it must be in it's sick period.

 

[atuck]

If you're trading cigars with this guy...

 

[DePasta]

You might be a newbie...If you get a great deal on the limited edition glass top Cohibas.

 

[STYX&STONED]

If you start catching shit from CC86 as the first reply to your first post..

 

[Shibumi]

You might be a newbie if.......

You ask "where can I get some ISOM's?" On your first few posts.

 

[DePasta]

.... You think the Beetles are just a rock band from England.

 

[AVB]

YMBAN

if you think more expensive is better.

 

[Nathan Rahl]

You might be a newbie if...

you post a topic asking how to cut a cigar.

 

[Roy R. Frush]

um, you post this:

I have a box of Cohiba Esplendidos, and a box of Montecristo #2s both 25 ct. for sale for $250 each or best offer. Please email me: travelshots@hotmail.com.

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:laugh:

 

[stevehawk]

You might be a newbie if....

Your first post begins with, "I'm new to this site but not to cigars."

 

[mhortsch]

You might be a newbie if....

You can't figure out why it's 10 below outside and your humidor won't top 60%, so you question if the beads are working.

You ask why none of your cigars are pulling properly, when your humi is at 80%.

You ask people on the board if they think a 50 count humi will be enough for your first humidor.

Your post count is higher then your member Number, and you've been on the boards for one day.

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

You think that links to website funnies justify a post on a cigar board, nevermind 20 a day.