OCCUPATION LIST

[Strayvector]

I don't exactly have a job per se, however, I go to school full-time which is pretty much like work.

You think high school is tough now, wait till you get to college.

 

[jfields]

I'm a full time fluffer............I work for myself.

 

[Sunshine86]

I don't exactly have a job per se, however, I go to school full-time which is pretty much like work.

Ahhhh, youth!


(or a really old guy who the kids look at funny in the cafe!)

20 and holding (for another month or so, at least).

I don't exactly have a job per se, however, I go to school full-time which is pretty much like work.

You think high school is tough now, wait till you get to college.

I'm a sophomore in college. My school (The Art Institute of Washington) is more like an office than a traditional university--we do a lot more hands-on and "real world" type work than book study and whatnot.

 

[JayBay]

 

[Smokin'Sims]

I'm a level 5 trauma sturgeon.

Hah! I'm a lvl 80 mage and 60 necro.

 

[drewman285]

Full time University of Missouri Pre-Med student, GO TIGERS! I love playing guitar Ive been playing for 4 years and I taught myself, I love it and so do the girls.

 

[Yeahthatsme]

Hah! I'm a lvl 80 mage and 60 necro.

Awe man, I was gonna make an MMO joke .


[insert some joke about Jon eating donuts and Brent eating...well you know]

 

[NullSmurf]

I'm a level 5 trauma sturgeon.

Can I have your autograph?

Can't be more than a handful still here who know what a trauma sturgeon is! :sign:

 

[{tpc}]

I am the most interesting man in the world. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[Poronico]

I'm a drug dealer... but you cant pack guns to work... even if you leave them in your car... they get mad about that

 

[lherzolite]

I produce bug jam (Uncle Bob's Certified Organic Bug Jam). Its very high in protein, and great on toast. I have 10 acres filled with bug zappers (approximately 10,000 zappers). Every day I collect the previous nights catch; let them age for 1-2 weeks in a hot and humid environment which produces a nice twang. Once they are ready add some corn syrup, and with a few pulses in a food processor its good to go.

The light and noise is really incredible, and the neighbors have started to complain, but I don't pay them no mind. I have yet to turn a profit with the electricity and all, but my plan is to eventually make up in volume what I loose on each sale.

Down the road I plan on making a killing by franchising the business. I figure each region where the franchise is will have its own unique blend and flavors. The sky's the limit!

 

[Shamrocker]

I'm a proctologist.

In my spare time, I like to take drives up long dirt roads.

If we end up herfing sometime in the future, don't be offended if I don't shake your hand.

 

[AngryFishH]

Seriously, I am a televangelist. If you want to be closer to salvation, make your contribution and you will get a better seat. Tat blacks, Opus and PAM's accepted as partial payment. PayPal not accepted.

When the end nears... will you be ready?

Healing also available by appointment only.



Paid for by the followers of The Temple of the Feesh

 

[:Monty:]

Freelance Gynecologist. Most of my work is done with a stack of dollar bills.

 

[MadMonk]

I fix problems.

 

[jazzemt]

Lineman... 86.5 hours last week...

 

[gibu]

I'm a professional surfer. Kansas is well known world wide for its really radical tube action but I try not to let all the fame go to my head and I always have time for an autograph.

 

[The Green Monkey]

I'm a 24th grader.

 

[Smokyballs]

I'm a level 5 trauma sturgeon.

Can I have your autograph?

Can't be more than a handful still here who know what a trauma sturgeon is! :sign:

Classic meltdown!I almost miss those days.

I work public relations with people that enjoy burning money.

 

[CigarMan Andy]

I was a car salesman, now I'm a gar salesman. I'm a rep for Arganese.