Aloha, my friends; here we are in another new year! It has been brought to my attention that as your Resident Time Traveler, I am no longer in the future -- I now reside in the past. So, it's probably already at least noon wherever you are at in the New World, or even evening if you are where...

I am in need of 25-50 small to medium size stickers with an undetermined logo that would need to be designed. Color or B&W. They can be printed at home on sticker paper and cut out, for all I care. These will just be a cheap morale token for those at work, so they don't need to be elaborate...

I think this has been done before, but a cursory search didn't show it. Therefore, here we are... I'm hoping to see what interesting stuff people are into. Mine, mostly, are automotive and music-related. Just a handful of my subscriptions: https://www.youtube.com/@MotoManTV Dorky guy...

My daughter's (and fiancee) flight from Frankfurt to San Francisco was cancelled today. This was supposed to be her aircraft. Thanks to great passenger protection laws in the EU, it looks like they are going to be making the best of a shitty situation.

I don't usually go public on things like this, but has anyone had any contact with @Pugman1943 (Ed) recently? He hasn't been on the forum for a few weeks, and he hasn't returned any of my PMs or emails. I've tried calling him several times with no answer, and he doesn't have voicemail set up...

There's still a few more hours for you norteamericanos to get your final cigars of 2023 burned, and the first person to mess up and post here before midnight in their timezone owes a fiver of their choice to the recipient of my choice. Them's the rules... I have to say that 2023 has probably...

@CigarStone @xyz123 Here you go, gentlemen (I use that term loosely) -- it's come to this. Please keep it in here and don't comment about each other (directly or passive aggressively) all across the forum and sully up other peoples' threads. This one has both of your names on it and is just...

HBD, @BradleyWright! One of my favorite authors, who may or may not see this -- but just wanted to let you know that we see you! Can't wait for the next X book. Stop in and say Hi sometime; there's lots of good discussion in the whiskey/bourbon forums.

I didn't compile this, but it appears accurate. Current 2023 PPV prices are $79.99 -- a full $15.00 more than the last time I paid for a UFC card several years ago. On top of that, you must have an ESPN+ subscription. This is just insane: "It’s technically $90 because the ppv is $80 and you...

My computer says it's about 1500 on 31 January 2022. My body has no idea what day or time it is after traveling home from Hawaii, getting in yesterday after ridiculous delays in Detroit (so it goes...). The weather is so rainy and windy that almost all official fireworks shows for tonight have...

In the past few days, the Nicaraguan president (whose wife is the Vice President?!?) has given the boot to the EU and the Netherlands, and has made the new US ambassador persona non grata. There's a whole lot to be unwrapped regarding the state of Nicaragua for its people that can't be...

...as Jimmy Shaker Day. Saint Jimmy, Patron Saint of the Asymmetrical. Thank you, kind sir. Highly, highly unexpected, and highly, highly appreciated. I don't care what Mel Gibson says about you -- you are a good dude. <3

I was expecting a small inbound parcel from @Le Primauguet, but he lit up this friendly nation in an unprovoked offensive. Thank you, my friend, and I can't wait to sample the ones I was expecting, as well as the other warheads you unleashed. Mahalo nui!

It is FINALLY time. I’ve been impatiently waiting on this cigar since @CigSid sent it to me back in March. It’s been “properly stored” since then, and today marks two full weeks in the dry box. I’ll be smoking this one in a few hours as 2021 turns the page to 2022. I plan on having a fire lit...

Finally got around to opening all of the mail that arrived in my absence, and there was a hell of a bomb from @jfields lurking in the pile! Thanks, John. The backstory on those means as much as the cigars, themselves. Sorry if you've been waiting on confirmation of receipt for a while, but...

It's been said countless times to countless noobs, but CigarP Ass is so much more than just an internet forum. It truly is (*insert Dom Toretto here*) family. This post is just sort of a blanket "thank you" for all everyone has done for my daughter and I over the past two'ish months. I...

Chester, I am truly speechless with this one. Completely unexpected, but INCREDIBLY useful! Thank you, brother. Thank you.

I figured that I had just about come to the end of everything stored in the halls of the Library of Congress, when a box showed up today with a book I never even imagined I could ever get my mitts on. I honestly don't know what to say, Floyd. Thank you, brother. Thank you. It's in good...

Now you can’t unsee it, either…

BREAKING NEWS: The Mad Photographer strikes again! At this hour it is unknown exactly how many casualties are in the wreckage, but we do have confirmation that the man only known to authorities as "The Picher Taker" has now crossed international boundaries with his unprovoked attacks on...