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[Rod]

When I took the cello

 

[ilikefishes]

Off of my

 

[Slick300]

Yo Yo Ma figurine, I felt so accomplished I decided to have a cigar.

 

[Rod]

So I reached for my

 

[Backslide]

Shake Weight and vigeriously started to

 

[wkoti]

Lotioning my ashy knee caps while

 

[searsa1]

screaming obscenities at the TV. 

 

[Gavin]

Suddenly, from the...

 

[stogieman]

locked bath room closet, I heard.... 

 

[fjldo]

stand closer, it's shorter than you think!

 

[ironpeddler]

"It just looks bigger in the moonlight as it reflects off the...."

 

[jfields]

bald spot on the top of my head when I.....

 

[CMontoya79]

Whisper sweet nothing's as I stand here wearing a...

 

[Undegreed]

speedo and thinking of...

 

[extremeXconcepts]

that one time I was at the zoo and the zoo keeper and the kangaroo were....

 

[Joebunaga]

herfing and exchanging cigars before...

 

[Sweetrice80]

Clint arrived to surprise us all....

 

[Tall Paul]

with the fact that he is not a grumpy 60 year old man. Hes a...

 

[ironpeddler]

...a douche bag instead. But when he heard that insult...

 

[2K6TBSS]

His eyes lit up, he got a big smile on his face and said...