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OCCUPATION LIST

I'm a webmaster for a large financial company.

I have 10 years experience in graphic design, html, asp and php programming and 5 years Server Administration experience.
 
I'm a semi-professional stockpiler of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. I would go pro, but I can't keep my hand off the stash.
 
I'm a full time hedonist, the pay stinks but the benifits are outstanding!
 
Just became a full time student finally. Now I'm just working on getting some amazing scholarship to take care of the rest.
 
I am a professional genie and provide wishes...

Who wants to rub my lamp? :D
 
By day I'm an unassuming unemployed fellow. By night I am a blood-thirsty vigilante who will stop at nothing to bring old school kickass justice to the streets. My wife and child were horrifyingly lost at the hands of my archenemy, Mr. Cool, and I rise every morning with the burning desire to avenge their deaths and bring down his crime syndicate once and for all!

I also like beer.
 
By day I'm an unassuming unemployed fellow. By night I am a blood-thirsty vigilante who will stop at nothing to bring old school kickass justice to the streets. My wife and child were horrifyingly lost at the hands of my archenemy, Mr. Cool, and I rise every morning with the burning desire to avenge their deaths and bring down his crime syndicate once and for all!

I also like beer.

Hey......................I never touched your wife and kid.....!!!!!!
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By day I'm a telecommunications contractor. I install telephone systems and data networks. But by night I practice animal husbandry.
 
I left my position as an Arcade Technician with MGM/Mirage Resort and Casinos, to follow my life long dream to be a chef after 2 years of Culinary School. But after a few bad months of waiting for a Chef's position to come through with a large corporate chain, I've decided I've waited long enough and am headed off to college to improve my culinary skills for another 4 years.

I like to cook but after several verbal beatings by my father I'm not sure if I'm too good at it!!! :laugh:
I play some terrible golf! (It's a talent being this bad)
I've fiddled with computers all my life and have gained a little slice of ability with them!!!
But what I am down right amazing at is... Spending money on things that other can't grasp concept of!!!!

I am writing this as a group of my girlfriends are rolling on the floor poking fun of the accuracy of this post!!! :whistling:

P.S. One day I hope to achieve my other life long goal and become a blind referee for the National Football League :D
 
I have just completed my third year at an internship position at Lake Mead Marina, as a Junior Baiter. After 4 years of interning, many classes, and studying day and night at the hands :whistling: of a master I hope to make the grade as a Master!!!!!

PJ

I am really, really good at it. ;)
 
I'm a mechanic, only I'm not very good with brakes. Conversely I'm good at making your horn louder.
 
I just changed professions, I just got a job in Wichita, Kansas. I am a lineman for the county and I drive the mainroad. Lookin' in the sun for another overload.



But I kept my two part time gigs...

1) Designing propulsion systems for low orbit spacecraft.

2) Leading a team of neuro-specialists that perform surgical procedures in the correction of cranial complications.
 
But I kept my two part time gigs...

1) Designing propulsion systems for low orbit spacecraft.

2) Leading a team of neuro-specialists that perform surgical procedures in the correction of cranial complications.

You wouldn't happen to work for Yoyodine Propulsion would you or have an oscillation over-thruster by chance?
 
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