HOLY $#!& !!! When Jeff and Big Worm send warnings, you know it's gonna hit the fan. And I just got the front of my house looking nice! You guys are truly, TOO kind!
Well, I have work to do. I have to go build a bunker and warn my mailman. He isn't going to be happy about this!!!! LMAO!!!
Head's up, according to the NAtional Weather Service, there was a small unidentified object seen leaving Big Worm's house this morning headed SOUTH. Sources cannot confirm what the UFO looks like but can say that: "It's on a direct path for somewhere in the Deep South." It seems to have some strange identification numbers on the "fuselage" that are in a mixed up order, they look like this: 0300 1290 0000 9069 1589, obviously it's not from this continent. Stay tuned for more details......
Adolphus, that scud just landed in Nitro, WV and blew the **** out of me. Thanks for the warning, the wife and neighbors were evacuated in time. Now to go to Lowe's for a new mail box.
It was reported that one of the old Missle Silo's in our county had a launch just yesterday. "Damned I thought they where abandoned years ago" one local named Mathuzala Ellis was quoted.
The last thing I saw was the darned thing flew up and headed straight into the sky, it looked like it turned to the South East.
So if your somewhat south East of my location you may desire to warn your loved ones. ?Fri - Mon?
I would like to thank my "Secret Santa" in Texas. I will smoke them over the holidays and be thankful there are generous people in the world, like yourself. Thanks again!
Easy Vern, Im still trying to recover from the last hit I received from Oregon!!!! Althoug, I am involved in 3 secret Santas and have 2 passes going around right now, so I never know what might show up on my doorstep, or the crater I call a mailbox!!!
I know a good place to rent a D9 Cat to back fill that crater where your Mail box once stood.
I probably is a decent Idea to await to see where the ordinances land.
Santa dropped off a package at my house today from his Elf in Kentucky! Thank you kind Sir! May you be similarly blessed.
Santa took with him a package bearing the following number ...0300 1290 0004 6574 84... .Ooops, he will not let me give out the last two numbers for fear of the disclosure of his whereabouts.
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