So my wife freaked out tonight...

[Juanote]

She asked me where I got the smokes that arrived today (noob sampler), I told her I had made a deal posting at this place. But I had a feeling she might get the wrong idea so I started to tell her, "Honey, don't be fooled by some of the profile pics, they're all a bunch of crusty old dudes..." but she had already hung up. I tried calling her back a few times, nothing. So a few minutes later she calls back, and what do I get but an earful of this:
 
"WHO ARE THESE HOOKERS YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO ONLINE?!?!?!?"
 
Talk about not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
 
Thanks, guys.  :laugh:  :thumbs:

 

[Gavin]

Tall Paul is actually a lesbian couple that enjoys baseball and light spanking.

 

[The Black Cloud]

Hooker?  I never played rugby.

 

[Backslide]

ROFL, now that's a funny ass story. I'm glad I could help out.  :sign:
 
 
Jason

 

[Juanote]

Thanks again Jason, that was an incredible package you sent. Incredible. I'm in your debt, whatever the consequences and repercussions.  :whistling:  :thumbs: 

Tall Paul is actually a lesbian couple that enjoys baseball and light spanking.

 
This is all very Jake from State Farm: "She sounds hideous!" "Well, she's a guy, so..."

 

[ChasingAsh]

That's too funny.... and familiar  ???

 

[jfields]

Don't tell her about the midgets and chickens I keep locked in my basement. She'll never let you come back.

 

[extremeXconcepts]

I would probably hear the exact same thing, if my ol lady saw all the profile pics on here as well. Good luck bud!

 

[louich]

I know the feeling, my gf believed CJ was a hottie ! Lol

 

[Jonesy]

Don't tell her about the midgets and chickens I keep locked in my basement. She'll never let you come back.

Frank finally let you keep a few, huh?

 

[CBoukal]

This is an easy fix, search for herf pictures to prove there aren't many people on this site that look like the avatars

 

[2K6TBSS]

This is an easy fix, search for herf pictures to prove there aren't many people on this site that look like the avatars

 
Jonesy looks exactly like his avatar.
 
Except for the hair, pretty face, and great body...

 

[extremeXconcepts]

HaHa!

 

[jfields]

Don't tell her about the midgets and chickens I keep locked in my basement. She'll never let you come back.

Frank finally let you keep a few, huh?

He actually stole that from me.

 

[Pugman1943]

Thank goodness it wasn't Xmas time with those amazing elves.

 

[Tall Paul]

Tall Paul is actually a lesbian couple that enjoys baseball and light spanking.

 
Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me on here...  :laugh:

 

[Devil Doc]

Thank goodness it wasn't Xmas time with those amazing elves.

Not to mention the girls from the Pink Chrysanthemum.
 

 
Doc

 

[ironpeddler]

I used to get the same thing occasionally...with the operative phase being "used to".

 

[Gavin]

Tall Paul is actually a lesbian couple that enjoys baseball and light spanking.

 
Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me on here...  :laugh:

Don't let it go to your head.

 

[Juanote]

An update: she has calmed down, and has read through what I posted on here.

Her comment: "I'm glad so many people there agree with me that you're an asshole!"