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OK, I get the donut avatar. But, Pink Donuts? Pink is not going to cut it buddy! :angry:














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Well there are 4 brown donuts in the pic so I would tend to believe he likes the chocolate starfish over the cream ones.
 
Why can't a donut just be a donut?? Out of that bunch I would probably grab the pink one too, it's got some nice looking sprinkles on it!! :thumbs:
 
As a fellow law enforcement officer, I feel inclined to defend my brother in arms. Clearly, you all do not have an understanding like we do of the finer points of donut consumption. Pink donuts are the sign of a veteran cop, as only a truly salty, OG cop would dare to eat a pink donut, especially in front of his other brothers. I myself am still fairly green when compared to Jon "The OG" Souldoggy, so I stick to the standard glazed variety. In a year or so, I'll graduate to plain chocolate sprinked.

The point of the pink donut, is that it shows you are not to be messed with. You drive through a rough neighborhood with a pink donut crammed into your mouth, and the bad guys pretty much just jump into the back seat of your radio car, in fear of getting an ass whupping if they do not do so. I hope this helps clear up any misconceptions.

Now, if it were a cream filled donut, I'd be worried. There is unwritten law that a manly cop doesn't eat cream filled donuts.
 
CRQuarto said:
As a fellow law enforcement officer, I feel inclined to defend my brother in arms. Clearly, you all do not have an understanding like we do of the finer points of donut consumption. Pink donuts are the sign of a veteran cop, as only a truly salty, OG cop would dare to eat a pink donut, especially in front of his other brothers. I myself am still fairly green when compared to Jon "The OG" Souldoggy, so I stick to the standard glazed variety. In a year or so, I'll graduate to plain chocolate sprinked.

The point of the pink donut, is that it shows you are not to be messed with. You drive through a rough neighborhood with a pink donut crammed into your mouth, and the bad guys pretty much just jump into the back seat of your radio car, in fear of getting an ass whupping if they do not do so. I hope this helps clear up any misconceptions.

Now, if it were a cream filled donut, I'd be worried. There is unwritten law that a manly cop doesn't eat cream filled donuts.
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Excellent! You know that actually makes a lot of sense. I have found that if you see a guy wearing purple, and you cross his path... he stabs you. Must be the same effect.
 
Jon told me in chat once that when growing up, his hero was the cop in The Village People. It's the reason he became an officer of the law, and still is today. He still has all the vinyl that he holds near and dear to his heart. He went on to say that he lives for the days when his wife goes out of town on business, so that he can rub olive oil all over his naked body, and break out the record player while hugging and kissing the pictures on the album.

I still to this day can't get the picture he painted in my head of him dripping with oil, dancing over a plastic sheet to the tunes, all while spelling out the letters Y-M-C-A above his head with his arms. <shudder>

I think the Avatar was his way of breaking it to the rest of you gently Monk!
 
CRQuarto said:
As a fellow law enforcement officer, I feel inclined to defend my brother in arms. Clearly, you all do not have an understanding like we do of the finer points of donut consumption. Pink donuts are the sign of a veteran cop, as only a truly salty, OG cop would dare to eat a pink donut, especially in front of his other brothers. I myself am still fairly green when compared to Jon "The OG" Souldoggy, so I stick to the standard glazed variety. In a year or so, I'll graduate to plain chocolate sprinked.

The point of the pink donut, is that it shows you are not to be messed with. You drive through a rough neighborhood with a pink donut crammed into your mouth, and the bad guys pretty much just jump into the back seat of your radio car, in fear of getting an ass whupping if they do not do so. I hope this helps clear up any misconceptions.

Now, if it were a cream filled donut, I'd be worried. There is unwritten law that a manly cop doesn't eat cream filled donuts.
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By extension though, wouldn't the baddest cop, like in the Alice Cooper song, in fact be eating the cream filled donut? And to further his rep, wouldn't he walk into the local gang hangout and eat that cream filled donut in an erotic manner, while wearing the oiled up outfit that John so accurately described? Now THAT would be one baddass cop. Jon and Charles, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Safe LA streets and a crime-free society are awaiting your next move, don't let us down.
 
I like a sweet, tasty, pink hole. I don't get the sprinkles, though; I think I'd rather they not be there. It just gets messy. They get all over the place. They're evidence that will come to haunt you later when your woman comes home and asks if you've been picking up treats without her again.

If I had my choice, I'd go with a plain or old fashioned. That's not to say that I don't like a flashy, make up treat every now and then...I just generally don't need no stinking glazing and if there is a glazing, it doesn't have to pretend to be all fancy with me. You know what I'm here for...I know what you're here for. Let's do this thing.
 
Now, the cruller on the other hand. Eh. Maybe it's crazy of me but it just never did anything for me though I understand a lot of guys really like them.


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The sprinkles are symbolic of his anal warts, and the phrase below his avatar..............Well that's easy!
It's the exact words he yelled out when he discovered said warts in the mirror one day.
 
Real men aren't hip to subtly of shades. It's fuggin' pink and pink ain't a real man color. Now, Navy Blue, Marine Green and Khaki are real man colors.

Doc.
 
jfields said:
The sprinkles are symbolic of his anal warts, and the phrase below his avatar..............Well that's easy!
It's the exact words he yelled out when he discovered said warts in the mirror one day.
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My God John, give the man a break. Only so many choices, it is not like they make size 2 doughnuts with landing strips :laugh:

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MoeCizlak said:
By extension though, wouldn't the baddest cop, like in the Alice Cooper song, in fact be eating the cream filled donut? And to further his rep, wouldn't he walk into the local gang hangout and eat that cream filled donut in an erotic manner, while wearing the oiled up outfit that John so accurately described? Now THAT would be one baddass cop. Jon and Charles, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Safe LA streets and a crime-free society are awaiting your next move, don't let us down.
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Hell, I don't make the rules, I just follow them! ???
 
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