I smoke therefore I am!
Well that's a word I hadn't heard in a while, you forgot to say sideways!Dear Ms. Karen J. Dugan-RIvera, Director of Fines, Penalties & Forfeitures, US Customs and Border Patrol,
Kiss my ass and shove those cigars up your twat.
You've heard 'kiss my ass' recently, eh!?PS: Sincerly