Thought’s Dad Joke Thread


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Dec 4, 2004
My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.