Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[bfreebern]

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh Prince.

 

[bfreebern]

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh Prince.

Too much of a dad joke Nick @kann? It was funny, admit it.

 

[kann]

 

[TexasTraveler]

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Bill Nye throwing

 

[PaulTra]

 

[kann]

 

[ggiese]

 

[kann]

 

[ggiese]

My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

 

[ggiese]

Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “maybe next time” is not the correct response.

 

[ggiese]

Don’t mess with old people. The older we get, the less “life is prison” is a deterrent.

 

[CBoukal]

I didn't mean to push all my wife's buttons last night, I was just trying to find the mute.

 

[ggiese]

I didn't mean to push all my wife's buttons last night, I was just trying to find the mute.

I know where my wife’s mute button is - but I still just like to push all of her buttons using the excuse I’m looking for her mute button!

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[JoeMO]

 

[drunkfish3]