Thought’s Dad Joke Thread


For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Mar 7, 2007
Two guys go to the unemployment office after losing their jobs. They meet with the agent and the first guy explains that he is a seamstress, he cuts and sews lady's pantyhose. The second guy explains that he is a diesel fitter. After a while the agent calls them back into his office and explains that guy #1 will receive $100 per week unemployment, and guy #2 will receive $150 per week. Guy #1 asks why guy #2 is going to make more money.

The agent explains that a diesel fitter is much more trained position and thus worth more money. Guy #1 says "I make the fuckin things, he just holds em up and says "dees'l fit'er"